Princess Aurora, then known as the peasant girl Briar Rose, merrily danced in the forest, singing with the birds. Her dance partner was her "dream prince" or rather, her animal friends wearing a stolen cape, hat and boots. These stolen garments in question belonged to a mysterious young man who had been wandering the forest that day on his white steed. This young man, Prince Phillip, had followed the thieves, who led him to the lovely Briar Rose. He had already fallen in love with her voice, and now he was enchanted by her beauty.

"But if I know you, I know what you'll do..." Briar Rose sang on. She twirled round and round, very much enjoying herself. Phillip thought that he would like to cut in and introduce himself. Before he could do so, however, someone - or something - beat him to it. A short, blue, rather unhuman arm had grabbed the woman's "dance partner" and began to sing a rather strange song in a rather unfamiliar language.

"Aloha 'oe! Aloha 'oe...!"

Briar Rose turned around and gasped. Phillip gasped as well. Even the forest animals and Samson gasped. What was this strange blue creature sitting on a tree branch? It didn't look anything like any animal at all! It was a little monster that could talk... and play the ukulele! It just casually played on without a care in the world, while everyone else stared at it in shock. Finally, the creature noticed the lovely Briar Rose and wolf whistled loudly.

"Aloha, baby! Name's Stitch!"

"AAAAHHHHHHHHH!" Briar Rose screamed at the top of her lungs. "Why, you're not my dream prince!" She turned around and bolted out of the clearing, her animal friends following close behind. "That's it!" her voice echoed among the trees, "I'm never leaving home ever again... again... again...!"

"Wait! Please stop!" Prince Phillip cried out. It was no use however, as the lovely maiden of his dreams was gone forever. He sighed and buried his head in his hands. Suddenly he felt something tap his shoulder. He looked up and saw the blue creature responsible for this tragedy.

"Uh... Aloha, cousin...?"

"Get your own movie!"