Nicholas: Lol, I thought this up on my way to class one day. It was originally a conversation between Sherlock and John, but looking at it now, it could be something else. Could involve Lestrade if that's your thing. ^_^ Yeah, I'm very bored.
Disclaimer: I'm not that crazy. I'm only this crazy. That? That's all them.
Rating: Kplus...mentions of violence and murder.
"I'm bored."
"You're always bored."
"But today I am particularly bored."
"You're always particularly bored. And when you are particularly bored—which is always, by the way—you do something crazy. And when you do something crazy when you are particularly bored—which is always, by the way—someone gets in trouble, hurt or maimed. And when someone get in trouble, hurt or maimed when you do something crazy when you are particularly bored—which is always, BY THE WAY—that someone is usually me!"
"When were you maimed?"
"…"
"Oh, right. Well, that wasn't completely my fault."
"It was mostly your fault."
"Partly, partly my fault."
"I swear sometimes I just want to murder you, and I'll do it in such a way that the only person in the world who could possibly solve it would be you, but you'd be dead! So, hah!"
"…"
"…"
"So…do you want to do something?"
"Does it involve nitro glycerin?"
"Not this time. I was thinking more along the lines of curry…"
"…Fine."