What would happen if Hogwarts REALLY took on The Cullens... lets see...
Edward: Well, well, we've got us a buch of little house cleaners.
Harry: Don't talk about my broom like that. I bet I can move faster than you can.
Ron: Hey Harry, where do Vampires keep their money?
Harry: I don't care, Ron. But you are probably going to tell me anyway.
Ron: A BLOOD BANK! -falls over-
Emmett: They think they are so funny.
Hermione: Oh honestly Ron.
Rosalie: I guess they were right when they said witches were Hags.
Draco: Hey there beautiful, want to see why I am in slytherin. wink wink
Emmett: Back off broom boy or you'll find out why I am called the bear.
Edward: So Mr. Potter, that little wager of yours. Shall we?
Harry: What are the terms?
Edward: To the Boundary of La Push and back. Seem fair to you?
Bella: Don't do it Edward. What if you lose?
Harry: You should listen to your little girlfriend.
Alice: La la la la -twirls hair- Lookie! We've got us a ginger!
Ron: Get off me!
Harry: Let us start shall we.
To be continued...
Actually lets continue it now...
Edward: Bye, witch.
Harry: -Flies on broom over the trees looking for Edward-
Edward: -Waiting for Potter at the boundary-
Harry: -Gets to boundary only to see Edward leave-
Draco: So, Rosalie. How bout after all of this I take you out to dinner.
Rosalie: -turns to Draco- How about you are my dinner? -grins deviously-
Edward: -crosses the 'finish' line-
Hogwarts: -Loses-
Draco: Damn you Potter.
Fin.