A/N This is my FIRST story, and I'm not sure what to put in it, and if you hate it, review, but please no flames!
In was about noon, in Double potions with the Slytherins and Ron was extremely bored due to Snape's monotonous voice. Ron was approximately 2 inches from snoring when Snape called out his name.
"WEASLY! Where is a natural love potion antidote found? AND what is its name?"
Ron jerked up suddenly, finding himself in an awkward situation. "I don't know sir." He said drowsily.
"MIS-ter Weasly. Apparently, your obvious interest in this class has dictated your fate. Detention. 3 weeks."
"Anything else sir?" Ron said dismally.
"AND fifty points from Gryffindor!!"
Hermione hung her head for a moment as if to say, "This stinks. We worked so hard for those."
Harry couldn't help but let out a light chuckle that he did not muffle very well.
"AH HA!! Mr. Potter. I see you have joined us in detention. As well as another 50 points from Gryffindor."
By this time Hermione's head was practically hanging down to the floor.
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In this particular potions class Ron was left WITHOUT someone to work with. In addition to his misery, his archnemesiss. Draco malfoy was sitting directly in front of him.
"Today you are to make a potion to enhance the growth of plants." Came snape nasal voice form the other end of the dungeon.
"You have 40 minutes to complete the assignment which can be found on page 257. Your time begins...NOW!!"
Potions was Ron's worst subject. Given his condition and the time constraint, Ron had lost all hope of ever completing the assignment within an hour.
Ron began to cut, grind, mix, and boil.
About half-way through, Ron's potion looked like a brown and yellow goop that could be mistaken for dog poo and water. The potion was supposed to have a light green color to it, be thin as water, and smell like freshly mowed grass.
As Ron was grinding he decided to do a little experimenting. He mixed powdered root of asphodel, 2 week old shed snake skin, and an obscene amount of spider venom. He mixed 168
times before he realized his face had almost fallen into brown potion. Realizing this, he jerked violently accidentally throwing his experiment in the air, which before smashing on his Draco's, sprayed Draco, snape, an about 10 other students with a most acidic experiment of rons.
Snape, being burned and EXTREMELY put out, sent to the headmistress's office seeing as Dumbledore was at the ministry.
McGonagall sent Ron back for the second half of double potions.
At that moment, snapes nasal voice was the only thing keeping him awake.
Ron laxadasiality made him bump his elbow in to the cauldron where him brown potion lay (because he never emptied it). This fell entirely on malfoy, destroy his hearing, speaking, smelling, tasting, and seeing abilities for the next two months.
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Harry and Ron were touring the castle one day, and going into its depths.
Very suddenly, a bolt of red light hit harry squarely on the back of his head knocking him cold instantly.
Malfoy appeared from behind the shadows with an ear-to-ear grin across his face.
A/N
I know this is bad. Please review. Do you think I should continue?
Thankx! No flames please!