12/21/09
A/N: I don't own InuYasha or Oh Christmas Tree, which this song is sung to. This is more retarded Sango Miroku humor.
Oh yeah, I forgot to add that an apse is the altar where religious ceremonies are held and a dingy is small boat and a berth is where you stick it.
Oh Sango Chan!
Oh Sango-chan! Oh Sango-chan!
I need to rub your butt, man!
Oh Sango-chan! Oh Sango-chan!
Not li-able for my rov-ing hand!
The sight of yoooou in that tight suit
Has got me reachiiiing for my toot!
Oh Sango-chan! Oh Sango-chan!
You have a tight sym-metric can!
Oh Sango-chan! Oh Sango-chan!
I'd like to give you a butt ex-am!
Oh Sango-chan! Oh Sango-chan!
You're mak-ing me one hor-ny man!
I'd dock my diiiingy in yoooour berth
Or show your aaaapse my hol-y staff!
Oh Sango-chan! Oh Sango-chan!
Bend over now there, wo-man!
Oh Sango-chan! Oh Sango-chan!
Perchance is that an all over tan?
Oh Sango-chan! Oh Sango-chan!
Remove your clothes now, wo-man!
Your mellons are huuuge in that kimono!
I ask, can I reeeeally touch them now!?!?
Oh Sango-chan! Oh Sango-chan!
One day you'll bear my chil-dren!
Oh Sango-chan! Oh Sango-chan!
Like wabbits, its you I'm hun-tin'!
Oh Sango-chan! Oh Sango-chan!
I hope you're rea-dy for a pown-din'!
Your butt so hiiiiiigh up in the skyyyy,
The thought makes meee so wanna cryyy!!!
Oh Sango-chan! Oh Sango-chan!
My name's Elmer and here's my gun!
Oh Sango-chan! Oh Sango-chan!
I'd beat your ass just for fun!
Oh Sango-chan! Oh Sango-chan!
Be ready to boo-gie on down!
I stuck my piiiiiiiickle in your jar,
We have 3 geeeeerkins now my dear!
Oh Sango-chan! Oh Sango-chan!
You'll always be my pin cush-ion!