Tom Nooks Dirty Diary Page 1: My Day So Far!
Dec, 01, 1999 Dear Diary,
I met someone name: Kitty, I met her at my shop! She was so sexy! Well too sexy! Her charm left me speechless! I hate myself! She ask for a shirt, at that moment! I scream at her and ran out of my shop!
I wonder what happen? I hope she never met Redd the fox of evil! He sells his crappy things more than their origanal price! He tricks people to buy his crap than mine! I... hate that asshole! I wish for someone to kill him! I would pay any price just to kill him!
Oh! Yeah I forgot to talk about my shop! Today my shop is at the final stage! Now I can save my money for my house! First buy 5 of them, 1 for me the others for rent! The 4 of them in Arc B3 and wait for people to come to pay a rent of 10,000 bells. Man I kick ass!
Back then, it was hard to get a house without one there! Asks the mayor who's now old and and wierd! He asked me a question which is too wierd to ask! He asked who did I admire? I show him to don't ask questions! I told him to 'Shut up' because I admire 3 people Me, myself and my shop! Man I'm good! I didn't tell him my name! Tom Nook! I just hope no one finds this book!
Shit I heard shuffling! Diary you wouldn't mind if I took you to write in! Man I'm scared! I'll take care of you baby, don't you worry! Maybe I'll leave you here!
Tom walks out to find the person to teach them a lesson. Soon after Tom Nook left, a shadow like turtle figure came wrote in Nook's Diary. The thief looks at Tom's 100,000 Bell Vase, he grinned. The turtle pokes it, the vase fell over and broke into a millon of pieces. The turtle ran away saying "Mahahaha! Maha ack! God!", the turtle tripped fell into the river. Tom came back, his eyes widened when he saw the book. "Shit someone wrote in my diary! With the words "I will get you Tom Nook!" Captials! No, my diary is ruined!" Nook sob for the day!
To Be Contined...