Title: Surprises can be Deadly...

Author: Bob the Hobo

E-mail: BobtheHobo666@yahoo.com

Summary: Surprises CAN be deadly........

One day Sailor Moon and her friends were walking from their school they were very tired because angry monkeys from space attacked them with their deadly salami sticks. They walked down to the crown and didn't see anyone. The they went up to the counter and saw Mamoru. They didn't see his face. Then they looked outside again (cause they were stupid and didn't see it when they were out there) no one was there. Every where was empty. They saw Motoki making something but didn't see his face either. They all poked Motoki and Mamoru and when they turned around they were............CLOWNS! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

CAN'T SLEEP CLOWNS WILL EAT ME! CAN'T SLEEP CLOWNS WILL EAT ME!

CAN'T SLEEP CLOWNS WILL EAT ME! (they didn't say that by the way i did)

Then they all screamed and so did Mamoru and Motoki. Then all of a sudden; cause they were screaming so much, they exploded and I took over the world! Muahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!! I am the Master of your fate! Bow to meeeeeee!!!!!!!

*the Universe is mine forever! The end!*

BASED ON A VERY TRUE STORY

-Bob the Hobo-

Share the hatred, Stop the love.........................

Kill someone...................