The Following Trailer Is Rated NM For No Mercy!
From the Network that went from producing some the some most iconic material of its generation, to pumping out complete, animated crap, comes a show proclaimed by fans as a revolutionary masterpiece that pushed the boundaries of children's entertainment to new and unknown heights... Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
Steven Universe!
Journey to Beach City, a idyllic seaside town filled with more wackos, idiots, and douchebags than Arkham Asylum, and meet Steven Universe, a fat, curly haired idiot completely undeserving of his awesome name, along with the Crystal Gems, a group of space lesbians with a shitload of emotional issues. Because if there was one thing missing from the realm of children's entertainment, it was psychotic lesbians.
Join Tubby Universe and his lesbo sidekicks as they protect the world from evil space Nazis, in between endless hiatuses and filler episodes about wrestling and municipal elections. Have you every wanted to end an episode on a critical moment and then wait thought a six month hiatus only to come back to a pointless filler episode about starting a band? Well, Steven Universe is here to deliver! In an experience so painfully drawn out, it makes you wish for the days of the Naruto filler arcs.
And of course, no crappy kids show would be complete without abysmal animation, which is delivered in droves. Watch Steven Universe abandon any pretense of giving a shit as characters change proportion, structure, and shape from episode to episode, undergoing more transformations than a stoned shapeshifter at a disco rave; in addition to the fact the characters have been progressively shrinking over the course of the series. If things continue like this the entire cast is going to be turned into chibis by the time the show finally ends.
So rock out to a poorly designed piece of LGBT/Gender Neutral propaganda that has spent almost a thousand days on hiatus as of December 2017, pissing off the sad demographics who actually liked this slop, because Rebecca Sugar apparently forgot that biting your fanbase in the ass is not a sound strategy for success.
Starring:
Talking The Monster To Death- Steven Universe
Crystal Queer Club- Crystal Gems
High Council Of Assholes- Great Diamond Authority
Bitch- Rose Quartz
Stranger Danger- Kevin
Gender Neutrality- Stevonnie
Earlobes- Lars
Rebecca Sucker- Rebecca Sugar
Stephen Lardiverse!
This show is like a extreme form of constipation. It squeezes out shit in a process that is very painful and incredibly tedious.