Why Steve hates villagers!

Chapter 1- The Library

"Yeah! I spawned in a village! I wonder how many villagers there are…" Steve wondered.

Little did Steve know that those villagers would cause him so much trouble.

1 year later…

"Uhhg, I cant find the book I need!" Steve groaned.

"Hello stranger." a villager that popped out of nowhere said.

"AHHHHHHH! WHAT TH…" Steve screamed.

"SHHHHHHH! THIS IS A LIBRARY! YOU MUST BE QUIET! NOW HOW MAY I HELP YOU!?" the villager.

"Uhhhh… Right… I need a book about the wither." Steve requested.

"Why is that, stranger?" the villager asks.

"Because I want to know about its weaknesses so I can defeat it." Steve answers.

"Why is that, stanger?" the villager asks again.

"Um, so I can save your village." Steve answers, again.

"Why is that, stranger?" the villager once again, asks.

"Because… Do you want to die?!" Steve demands, now annoyed.

"Why is that, stranger?" the villager asks AGAIN!

"Oh my Notch…you guys are impossible. Look can I just get the book?" Steve sighs

"Ok." the villager agrees.

The villager runs to the only bookshelf that couldn't possibly contain the book and pulls it right out, then handed it to Steve.

"How..did..you…Oh nevermind." Steve sighs, rubbing his temples.

"That book is written by my favorite author." the villager says, looking at the book cover..

"Oh really?" responds Steve looking at the bottom of the cover, "Umm. But it says by Villager…"

"Yes he is only one of my favorite authors. The others are named Villager, Villager, Villager, Villager, Villager, and Villager." the villager responds approvingly.

"But those are all the same names." says Steve, raising an eyebrow.

"No they aren't." the villager responds.

"Yes they are you just said Villager like" Steve stops as he count how many times the villager said Villager, "six times."

"Oh yeah, I forgot my absolute FAVORITE author. Villager Vil-ager Villag-er von le Villager the third. He's German." the villager concludes.

"What have I gotten myself into. I'm leaving and taking I'm this book with me. Thank you, Merry Christmas, Halleluha!" Steve declares.

"Good-bye stanger. Don't forget to check out my other favorite authors." the villager calls as Steve walks out the door.

Hey peeps! I used to really like villagers but now not so much so here is what I think villagers do to poor Steve. Pleas review and bless your face. If you sneezed while reading this then bless you.