.The Animal inside of me.
SUMMARY: There is an animal inside all of us, but in Perry's case his animal should be outside, not inside. Let's hope that he can keep his secret identity in the secret, while trying to cope with another problem in his new-found hands.
WARNINGS: Humanized!Perry, A little of OOC-ness (because things happens while writing fanfics),
English from a foreigner and NO BETA (Keep that in mind in case of mistakes and other stuff.) NO PAIRINGS EXCEPT FOR CANON (I stand for canon in this fandom). And just a warning, Author has no idea why she started this fic.
DISCLAIMER: I do not own Phineas and Ferb and their characters. All rights belong to the owners.
A/N: This idea is so overused, but the problem is that using this idea people usually do it because of pairings or something. I wanted to read PnF!Styled Humanization of Perry (without romance or drama), and decided to write one. Though I am not sure how to go with it, but I do have at least a vague outline for the couple of first chapters. And hopefully I will stick to the good old PnF style as much as I can. Beside that it's just a fic that was born from a random plot platypup. Now on with a PROLOGUE!~
Perry drifted between the dream and the conscious, lazily allowing himself to slowly return into the awake world. Today was his day off, because apparently Doofensmirtz decided that he needed a little break, and sent a letter into the O.W.C.A. Perry smirked mentally. He knew that the reason for it was their yesterday's fight…
"Beehooooold Perry the Platypus! My new inator that will finally bring you low on your knees!- Well, not that it can bring you any lower, you know, you are short enough already with these adorable tiny paws of yours. Honestly, I just want to dress you in those adorable little shoes for animals, if only it didn't bring bad memories about how my dear mother got them for me, because 'bad sons doesn't deserve the human ones'-"
"Grurururu." Perry just rolled his eyes at the rant of his nemesis.
It was another typical sunny summer day in Danville, and like always, one of the resident evil scientists was currently in his evil liar, ranting -sorry- giving an evil monologue to his sworn enemy, who was trapped in a heap of poisonous looking and badly smelling rags.
"It's just my dirty laundry, and I'm pretty sure they don't smell that bad!" Heinz yelled up at the ceiling throwing his hands up. Perry blinked at him like a lunatic the evil scientist was. "Did you just get a feeling of being insulted?" Doofensmirtz blinked at the platypus who shrugged in answer.
"Anyway, what I was talking about? Oh, yeah, my new inator that will help me to defeat you." The man patted a silver and violet machine next to him. "You remember some time ago I made the inator that turned me into a Doofapus? Which is, by the way, sounds ridiculous, and I realized this only now. I made some thinking and understood that while I got the idea right, I went into the wrong direction! And then light hit me! Quite literally actually, because in that moment Norm was changing the bulbs in the room and one of them fell on me." Heinz paused, noticing Perry staring at him. "Sorry, Perry the Platypus. You know how I tend to be."
There was some clanking noise and Doofensmirtz groaned as Norm stumbled into the room, with a baseball cap over his head.
"I told you already Norm! This machine won't work on you! It's for Perry the Platypus!"
"Awww…" The robot visibly sagged. "But, sir, I told you already I want to be a-"
"Blah-blah-blah, Norm! And I'm telling you don't-know-which-time already – I don't care!" The scientist thumped his fist on the panel of the machine in his irritation. His eyes widened when he saw that he accidentally hit 'Random Shooting' button.
"I knew I shouldn't have installed thi-" Dr D. grimaced as the machine started to smoke and heat up.
Perry struggled to get himself out of his trap as the machine began shooting in random directions as the button intended it to do. The platypus' eyes widened when he saw that one of shots headed for him, but he had no time to react as the beam hit him square in the face and sent him flying from the pile and through the wall, sending a cloud of bricks and dust into the air.
"Ah-ha!" Doof, who was crouched behind the machine, pulled it out from the socket and the invention stopped. Turning and noticing the hole in the wall and absence of his nemesis, Heinz pumped his fist. "Ha! I did it! I defeated Perry the Platypus! I finally did-" But he was interrupted by a kick into the stomach that left him gasping for air. "P-perry the p-platypus?!"
Perry dusted his fur and chattered at his nemesis, looking completely unharmed.
"Bu- bu- bu! Bu-!" Heinz stuttered staring at the platypus. "But you should have- I thought- The beam hit you! Didn't it?"
Perry nodded and the evil scientist groaned. "Ooohh no! It didn't work! I hate days like this Perry the Platypus! I understand when it's you who spoil my plans, but when my plans just don't work because of my mishap it's a low blow for my ego! It's like I am incompetent and not worthy to be an evil scientist!"
The agent decided not to point out that most of the time the plans did get ruined by the scientist one way or another. Instead, he ran to the machine and –ah, here it is- hit the ever present 'self-destruct' button.
"Oh, come on! It doesn't even work, and you still destroy it!" The scientist groaned, before muttering. "I need to work on my habit of installing 'self-destruct' buttons."
The platypus leapt off the ledge and flew away safely as the explosion shook 'Doofensmirtz Evil Inc.'
"CURSE YOU, PERRY THE PLATYPUS!"
The man probably was too depressed to actually think up a new scheme today, but Perry was not worried. Heinz was a stubborn person and he surely will not be deterred because of one of his usual mishaps. The man will be back tomorrow with a new scheme and Perry will be as always there to stop him, but for now the agent was pleased that Heinz decided to call the day off.
It was a wonderful summer morning and he decided that a longer nap was required. Candace's bed was a perfect place for it and the platypus decided to use the chance (seeing that the teen decided to sleep in today too and could not protest) to curl on the soft mattress next to the girl.
He could hear the boys talking in the backyard; probably deciding what to do today. The platypus was impressed that Candace was not already at the boy's necks to bust them. But it was probably because Linda and Lawrence were not at home and she could not get her mother to bust her brothers. The couple left previous evening, to one of their conventions, leaving their teen daughter in charge of her brothers for three days (with the help of their neighbors of course).
Everything was calm, but something was nagging the agent in the back of his mind. Perry frowned and squirmed a little, feeling some kind of an itch in his body and the feeling of disturbance that was rapidly growing as the sleep slipped away from him.
However, in his squirming, Perry did not notice that another occupant of the bed was waking up too.
"Five more minutes-" groaned Candace, tugging the blanket over her head, or trying to. Something was preventing her from doing so. Or someone. Having an idea who it was, Candace sleepily scowled and sat up with an intention of kicking out the boys' pet.
"How many times I need to-" Candace paused, blinked and then shrieked very loud.
Perry jumped into the air and tumbled down the bed, immediately noticing a few things:
First - Candace apparently broke her record 'the most ear-splitting shriek';
Second - there was something wrong with his body.
Perry looked down and gaped at his suddenly human hands, human torso and everything else - all human. Which led him to the next revelation - he was stark naked. Snatching up the blanket (that somehow ended up on the floor next to him), he wrapped himself into it. He looked up and felt a little faint when he saw Candace staring back at him. The teen had stopped shrieking somewhere in the middle of his revelation and was now gaping at him like he was doing himself not so long ago. The red-headed girl sat, pressed to the head of her bed with her legs under her, trembling and pale, eyes so wide that Perry was afraid they will pop out.
Their stare down was interrupted by a kicked out door. Into the room barged Phineas and Ferb; both with wide eyes and holding their instruments in offensive as if they were weapons. Usually they weren't easily surprised by Candace's sudden burst outs, but they could distinguish when her scream is truly scared or just irritated, so hearing her terrified shriek they run into the house. Both brothers paused when they saw their sister scared out if her wits on her bed and a stranger wrapped into their sister's blanket on the floor.
Now Perry was panicking. Desperate to do something the platypus-turned-human opened his mouth-
"Gurururururu!"
-only to hear chatter.
The three Flynn-Fletcher siblings blinked.
"Perry?"
In the Next Chapter!
"So it is not your work?"
'I'm probably the only one in the room who understand what's going on.'
"You are right Candace! Ferb, I know what we are going to do today!"
And you have no idea what does these sentences are here for. ;D