I dun owns Criminal Minds, I only own these silly ideas for stories that come into my mind at the oddest times of the day/night.

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Everyone in the BAU sat in waiting, the broken coffeemaker sitting in the break room.

"Maybe he wont notice?" Morgan suggests, chills running down his spine.

"Are you serious?! OF COURSE HE'S GONNA NOTICE! Oh man, we're all gonna diiie!" Garcia exclaimed, running to hide in her five-lock lair in fear of her life.

Hotch said nothing, just walked up the stairs and into his office, locking it. He wasn't about to become victim to his wrath.

That left just Morgan, Prentiss and JJ out under the bus, maybe if they ran now...

"Hey guys!" Reid greeted, waving to his friends as he caught up to them at their desks.

"Umm...hey kid, how was your morning?" Morgan questioned, his eyes darting around for escape routes, and sadly, finding none.

"Fine, but my coffee machine decided to break down on me so I just decided to get one here, ya'll want any?" Three heads vehemently shook their heads as Reid made his way into the break room.

Silence ensued...

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHH!" Came Reid's high-pitched wails of agony at his discovery.

Then it was all quiet again, deciding it was worth the risk, Morgan entered the break room.

"Pretty boy? . . . You alright?" The sight that greeted the dark agent was certainly something he didn't expect.

Reid was curled up in the corner of the break room, eyes open wide in shock as he rocked back and forth, his knees drawn tightly against his chest.

"C'mon Reid, I'll take you to Starbucks" Morgan reached down and picked up the young genius, walking out of the BAU and into his car.

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Approximately forty minutes later, Morgan and Reid came back to the BAU, brandishing coffee and a brand-new coffeemaker.

The minute he stepped in, Reid made a mad dash for the break room, eager to get the new coffeemaker up and running.

Everyone cheered as the first cups of coffee were served, even Strauss was in a good mood.

It wasn't long until the celebration died down and everyone went back to their normal daily functions.

"Wheels up in 30"

"Think we should tell Reid the coffeemaker on the jet is busted too?"

" . . . No."

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