Well, hello everyone! This is my first fan fic type thing posted on a webpage where it actually has a chance to be read! But not a great chance… Anyways, this here story is pretty random and it is in script form because I wrote it when I was in grade seven and didn't know what description words were. The idea for a giant anime party story came to me and my two other friends one Halloween night at like... 3 am. And this is what resulted of that. So, enjoy!

Disclaimer: The only characters I own (and are owned by LTC Corp.) are Tina, Lisa, and Chelsea. All the other characters (from the shows Inuyasha, Dragonball Z, Pokémon, Megatokyo, Legend of Zelda, Final Fantasy, and Yu-Gi-Oh!) all belong to their creators/owners etc. etc.

Animé Party

Tina: Hi everybody!
Everyone: Hi person that we don't know.
Tina: Umm, because, uh, we are attempting to have a party, so, umm, start partying, ya….
Miroku: Am I allowed to hit on girls, grab there asses, or ask them to bear my child??
Tina: Ummmm, go ask Lisa.
Miroku: Hello Lisa. Am I allowed to hit on girls, grab there asses, or ask them to bear my child?? And has anyone told you that you have sexy hands?
Lisa: -Slaps Miroku- You can ask everyone except for me.
Chichi: This party is an outrage! There are little children around!!
Goku: Where's the food?
Shippo: Ya, where's the food??
Tina: Over there.
Cloud: Sure. DIE!!!! -slices Chichi in half-
Vegita: I thought you said this was a make-up party!! I was going to buy some new lipstick!!
Chelsea: You told him this was a make-up party???
Lisa: Well I had to get him here some how.

--Door Bell--

Ash: Some ones at the door.Tina: Thank you captain obvious.
Chelsea: It sounds Greek but it isn't.
Tina: Hey! Look! It's the Mega Tokyo gang!
Pyro: Do you have any computers anywhere??
Tina: Yes, I have...
Lisa: We have a couple. Why?
Pyro: Please lock them up somewhere so that Largo won't get them.
Largo: d0 j00 h4\/3 4Ny B33r?? (Translation: does thou carry alcohol?)
Chelsea: Yes, we have a variety of beers.
Largo: R34lly? (Translation: Is thou telling the truth?)
Chelsea: Follow me. I'll show you.
Pyro: Oh god no.
Largo: Yay! Wait, my l33t senses are tingling…
Brock: -Walks up to Chelsea- Hi. Has anyone told you that you have wonderful eyes??
Chelsea: -Punches Brock-
Miroku: Ouch, join the club.
Brock: Would you happen to have any tips or hints for me?
Miroku: Hmm, watch and learn. -Walks up to Tina- Will you bear my child?
Tina: No. -Kicks Miroku between his legs-
Brock: Was I suppose to write down notes?
Miroku: -Crying- NOOO! Now no one will be able to bear my child!! You evil, good-looking, person!!! Why?!? WHY ME?!?!
Master Roshi: You are all amateurs. Watch the Master. -walks up to group of people- Hello Ladies.
Tina: Hi.
Lisa: Hey.
Chelsea: Hello.
Vegita: Hello charming.
Navi: Hey! Listen! Wait, wrong saying. Sorry.
Kagome: Who are you? Ahh! Where did I put the Shikon Jewel??
Inuyasha: You lost it again??
Kagome: It's not my fault!!
Master Roshi: Would any of you cute women like to go out with a handsome man like me?
Vegita: I would.
Master Roshi: Umm, no.
Vegita: It's the 5th time I've been rejected!! Wahh! -runs to a corner while crying then grabs Goku's ass on the way-
Goku: Huh? What ever. -continues eating-

--KABOOM--

Everyone: What was that?
Team Rocket: Prepare for trouble, and make it double!
Cloud & Trunks: DIE!!
Team Rocket: Team Rocket is being sliced in half again!! -DING-
Ash: Go! Pikachu!! I choose you!! Go!! Do the weakest electric shock ever!!!
Misty: Uh, Ash, Team Rocket is already gone.
Ash: Aww man...

Kirara: Meow.

Yu-Gi: I challenge you, Seto Kaiba, to a duel!!!Kaiba: I'm to busy right now! Can't u see that I'm beating Goku in Mortal Kombat??
Yu-Gi: Sorry, I'll wait...
Chaos: Hi! I'm a fruit cake and I suck at everything but on the plus side, I have a big package!
Vegita: Really? Can I see?
Chaos: Sure!
Chichi: This party is suppose to be rated E for everyone!!
Cloud: I thought I killed you.
Trunks: Ya! I thought that you were killed.
Cloud: Oh well, DIE!
Kikyo: DIE Inuyasha!! -shoots arrow at Inuyasha but hits Shippo instead- oops.
Shippo: AH-
Kagome: Oh my god! You killed Shippo! You bastard! DIE!! -runs to Kikyo and has a cat fight with her-
Inuyasha: Continue fighting ladies… now hopefully Kikyo and Kagome won't find out that I'm having an affair with Vegita.
Vegita: You're having an affair with me?
Inuyasha: Oops, did I say Vegita, I meant to say I'm having an affair with Misty.
Kikyo: What??
Kagome: I thought you loved me!
Kikyo: He would never say that. He loves me!
Vegita: NO! He loves me!!
Inuyasha: Ahh, some one please shoot me!
Ed: Gladly! -shoots Inuyasha with his Sony Killstick.-
Kikyo: No! I wanted to drag him to hell! Now who's gonna come with me?
Tina: How about we figure that out next week.
Kikyo: Why next week?
Tina: As you can see, only you, Kagome and Miroku are here. Everyone else left. Well, except for Vegita who is still in his corner and Shippo who is stuck to the wall.
Lisa: Now to clean up the mess that Goku made.
Miroku: I'll help. -Removes prayer beads and sucks in the mess including Vegita and Shippo-
Chelsea: Umm, thanks.
Miroku: You're welcome. Now, will you bear my child?
Chelsea: No. Now leave before I kick you.
Miroku: Ahh!
Tina: Buh Bye! Come back next week!

XD I hope you liked it. Now there's no need for a review because I already know it sucks, but feel free to leave one. Now, go read the next chapter because it slowly gets better and better (and also longer).