Star's Complete, and Unhealthy Obsession with Angel and All Concerning
Notes From Star: there's one for every programme, now we get a question and answer for AI and believe me, you want an old flame to appear? Review, tell me, and they'll appear!
Star: Hello, and welcome to Star's Complete Obsession with Angel, and All concerning, hereby briefed to SCOAAC . Welcome, cast.
(From offstage) Where the hell are we?
Star: In my cellar. Now get out here, before I bring Faith into this!
(The crew appears. Fast)
Gunn: We don't need no encouragement like that. That Faith chick's one hell of a scary lady!
Star: so you're scared of her.
Gunn: No, I'm just sayin', she's a scary lady.
Star: so you're all scared of her?
(The cast nod)
Star: thought so, let's move on. Introduce yourselves.
Connor:Do we havta?
Star: Yes, what I say goes.
Connor: Damn.
Angel : I'l go first
Cordy : No you damn well won't! You may be first in the credits, buster, but I'm still the beautiful girl who's been there since Season 1! It's my turn.!
Star: A little trouble in the ranks, huh? Wes, why don't you go first?
Angel: That son of a motherfuc..
Star: If you complete that sentence Angel, honey, You'll find a pokey piece of wood inserted up your ass. Comprendo?
Angel: (Looking green) perfectly.
Lorne: (looking at Angel's green face) You've been playing with my make up, haven't you Angelcakes!
Star: shut up! They don't know who you are yet! Fred, you go first.
Fred: Hi, I'm Fred.
Star: oh.kay then. Can you expand on that at all, that being the purpose of our little session in the studio?
Wesley: (muttering) basement
Star: The same applies to you Wesley, if you don't shut up.
Wesley: understood. I'll just sit in this nice chair until it's my turn.
Star: You do that.
Fred: I'm a librarian with a nucleur physicist's sized brain, who got sucked into a demon dimension by a book. (looks straight at camera) Books are bad.
Star: Okay, you can stop now honey. Lorne, you're up.
Lorne: I'm a demon from said dimension, that *used* (glares at Angel) to own a karioke bar.
Angel: (holding hands up) It was an accident!
Lorne: All three times??!!!
Star: okay boys, back in your corners. Angel, I know the concept may feel difficult after an abnormally large time as the star, but we actually want to listen to *Lorne * now.
(Angel pouts)
Connor :(staring) Dad, get *over * it!
Star: Thank you ! Cordy, you're up!
Cordy: HI, I'm Cordelia. I was a princess in said dimensioon, but I was a cheerleader in highschool, who made Buffy, the thing we're spun off from, life living hell. Now I'm a maternal figure to Connor here, and intended to prove the writers aren't sexsist, by showing that I'm just as important as Angel. I have bizarre powers *no one * understands, but it's all a plot twist.
Star: And you couldn't have gone with, Hi I'm Cordy, vision girl?
Cordy: Oh, I have visions from a left over love interest that they killed off, because I couldn't *possibly * be happy on this show.
Star: And it's a wrap.
(Joss Whedon falls from the sky, well ceiling, and falls to the floor looking dazed. The cast realises who he is, and start pummeling him with whatever they can grab, in Angel's case, using Wesley. )
Star: Okay, don't know how that happened, but it works. Guys out there, write reviews with your questions, and I'll put them to the gang here. See ya after a short break. (Goes in to rescue Joss, and then whales on him herself witrh cries of ' how could you be so *stoopid* ?" )
Please review! I need questions!
Notes From Star: there's one for every programme, now we get a question and answer for AI and believe me, you want an old flame to appear? Review, tell me, and they'll appear!
Star: Hello, and welcome to Star's Complete Obsession with Angel, and All concerning, hereby briefed to SCOAAC . Welcome, cast.
(From offstage) Where the hell are we?
Star: In my cellar. Now get out here, before I bring Faith into this!
(The crew appears. Fast)
Gunn: We don't need no encouragement like that. That Faith chick's one hell of a scary lady!
Star: so you're scared of her.
Gunn: No, I'm just sayin', she's a scary lady.
Star: so you're all scared of her?
(The cast nod)
Star: thought so, let's move on. Introduce yourselves.
Connor:Do we havta?
Star: Yes, what I say goes.
Connor: Damn.
Angel : I'l go first
Cordy : No you damn well won't! You may be first in the credits, buster, but I'm still the beautiful girl who's been there since Season 1! It's my turn.!
Star: A little trouble in the ranks, huh? Wes, why don't you go first?
Angel: That son of a motherfuc..
Star: If you complete that sentence Angel, honey, You'll find a pokey piece of wood inserted up your ass. Comprendo?
Angel: (Looking green) perfectly.
Lorne: (looking at Angel's green face) You've been playing with my make up, haven't you Angelcakes!
Star: shut up! They don't know who you are yet! Fred, you go first.
Fred: Hi, I'm Fred.
Star: oh.kay then. Can you expand on that at all, that being the purpose of our little session in the studio?
Wesley: (muttering) basement
Star: The same applies to you Wesley, if you don't shut up.
Wesley: understood. I'll just sit in this nice chair until it's my turn.
Star: You do that.
Fred: I'm a librarian with a nucleur physicist's sized brain, who got sucked into a demon dimension by a book. (looks straight at camera) Books are bad.
Star: Okay, you can stop now honey. Lorne, you're up.
Lorne: I'm a demon from said dimension, that *used* (glares at Angel) to own a karioke bar.
Angel: (holding hands up) It was an accident!
Lorne: All three times??!!!
Star: okay boys, back in your corners. Angel, I know the concept may feel difficult after an abnormally large time as the star, but we actually want to listen to *Lorne * now.
(Angel pouts)
Connor :(staring) Dad, get *over * it!
Star: Thank you ! Cordy, you're up!
Cordy: HI, I'm Cordelia. I was a princess in said dimensioon, but I was a cheerleader in highschool, who made Buffy, the thing we're spun off from, life living hell. Now I'm a maternal figure to Connor here, and intended to prove the writers aren't sexsist, by showing that I'm just as important as Angel. I have bizarre powers *no one * understands, but it's all a plot twist.
Star: And you couldn't have gone with, Hi I'm Cordy, vision girl?
Cordy: Oh, I have visions from a left over love interest that they killed off, because I couldn't *possibly * be happy on this show.
Star: And it's a wrap.
(Joss Whedon falls from the sky, well ceiling, and falls to the floor looking dazed. The cast realises who he is, and start pummeling him with whatever they can grab, in Angel's case, using Wesley. )
Star: Okay, don't know how that happened, but it works. Guys out there, write reviews with your questions, and I'll put them to the gang here. See ya after a short break. (Goes in to rescue Joss, and then whales on him herself witrh cries of ' how could you be so *stoopid* ?" )
Please review! I need questions!