I'M SORRY!!!! xD when i got out of school KHR has been the only thing i've been working on!!! i've been trying to update "documentary" i promise!!


Day 1:

"Has anyone seen Ichiru??"

"I haven't seen him all day…Did he even come to school?"

"I saw him this morning for sure!"

"We need to find him before school ends!!"

The girls ran off and a white haired boy stuck his head out from a room. He chew on the gum in his mouth some more before pulling back into the classroom to peek at the calendar on the wall. He withheld a groan as he popped the air pockets in the gum within his mouth.

February 14.

What an annoying day.

He scratched the back of his neck and shut the door behind him. He stopped walking when he heard the shuffling of paper beneath his foot. A pink heart had been left behind by one of the girls. A name was written on it in black sharpie.

Some genius had suggested some crack game for all of Nanimori High to participate in. Every student was given a heart, pink for girls and white for boys. All throughout the day, with the exception to during classes, students had the chance of receiving anther student's heart if they spoke out.

Ichiru had only agreed on the event thinking that the day would be quiet on Valentine's day for once. Instead, girls ran up to any boy the found attractive and spoke to them. Then they'd shove their paper hearts and any other Valentine gift into his arms and run off giggling.

After witnessing it happen to several people, he made sure to avoid everyone. As soon as the bell signaling the end of class sounded, he slipped out through the crowd of students. At this point, Ichiru wasn't in the least bit concerned about class for the day. It wasn't like any of the teachers could really teach properly on Valentine's day… He should go find a place to sleep… and sleep.

He made sure his crumbled white heart was in his pocket before making his way to the infirmary. Sure the new nurse was a little weird, and he definitely didn't accept anyone that wasn't a female, but Ichiru had always slept in the infirmary.

The white haired boy opened the sliding door and stepped inside the infirmary. Doctor Shamal looked up to see if a girl had come into the infirmary. His face fell slack when he saw that it was just Ichiru.

"Eh, it's just you again," he waved the boy off, "Go away."

Ichiru ignored the man and continued to the empty bed in the corner of the infirmary. Doctor Shamal scowled and followed the whitette, with a crumbled piece of paper on it.

"If you're going to sleep here again, you need to get this," the doctor said to the boy who was already on the bed.

He held out the crumbled paper for the boy to grab. Ichiru read what had been written on the paper and stared at the doctor. His white brows tilted in amusement.

"You're shopping list?"

"What?" The doctor snatched the paper away and read through it quickly. He frowned and pulled out another piece of paper from his pocket and gave it to Ichiru.

"Another cosplay outfit?"

"Yes, the nurse's skirt has to be shorter this time."

Ichiru gave him a deadpanned look and turned on his side, pulling the white sheets over him.

"K-kid!" the doctor exclaimed while holding the returned paper in his hands.

"I'll ask my sister to do it," Ichiru said and ignored the man from then on. It wasn't like he had a sister. No, when Ichiru Yamashita got home, he would have to make the cosplay uniform for the perverted doctor. Why? No, he wasn't a boy with a clothing fetish or some otaku. In actuality, Ichiru Yamashita was female. Only one student in the entire school knew that fact though, and Ichiru planned to keep it that way.

"Bring a picture of her wearing it!"

"Hell no."


Ichiru moaned in her sleep when she felt someone nudged her in the side.

"Hey kid, get up, school's out."

It was the doctor again. Ichiru would have frowned, she didn't exactly like the doctor making any contact with her. Not just because he was a sketchy doctor in appearance but because he gave off an ominous aura. One that she didn't want any part with either. Ichiru covered her mouth as a yawn escaped her mouth. She jumped out of the bed and waved the doctor off. Sometimes she wondered if he even was a doctor. It wasn't like she ever saw his medical degree…

Ichiru was making her way to the entrance of the school when someone ran right into her.

"Ah, Yamashita!" Tsuna exclaimed.

"Sorry," he said nervously, "I wasn't looking where I was going…"

Ichiru shushed the boy with her hand and looked around. Good, no girls had heard.

"Oh, are you having trouble too?" Tsuna asked.

The white haired teenager nodded as she looked around again.

"Tsuna, you have to give Yamashita your heart now."

"E-Eh what?" Tsuna spun away from Ichiru to look at the baby behind him.

"B-but Yamashita is a b-boy!"

"You spoke to him," the suit bearing baby snatched Tsuna's paper heart and gave it to the confused Ichiru.

I was saving that for Kyoko!! Tsuna cried out in his mind.

Tsuna was stopped short from pulling out a handful of his own hair when Ichiru tapped his shoulder. She pointed to the gates of the school where Kyoko was leaving.

"Oh," Ichiru said an almost surprised look on her face, before it was replaced with an amused expression, "I thought for sure you'd have gotten some chocolate from Kyoko-chan eh…"

Tsuna went back to pulling his hair in frustration.

"I haven't yet and I don't know if she's given any to anyone else either!!"

"Eh, why don't you go ask and find out?" Ichiru asked simply.

"Wh-what!? I can't!"

Ichiru shrugged her shoulders.

"Should I then?"

Ichiru left the stunned Tsuna before he could respond. She ran to catch up with Kyoko.

"Hey Kyoko," she called out causing the other girl to turn.

"Oh, Ichiru!" Kyoko smiled, "A lot of the girls were looking for you, you know?"

Ichiru winced and held a finger to her mouth.

"Shhh, they'll smell meee."

Kyoko laughed and Ichiru took it as an initiative to continue speaking.

"But, Kyoko, I noticed Sawada didn't get chocolate today," she nudged Kyoko in the side with her elbow.

"Did you not make any yesterday?"

"Actually, I'm making some today with friends," Kyoko poked her friend in the side, "What about you, huh?"

Kyoko Sasagawa, the only person in all of Nanimori high to know Ichiru was actually a girl. Well maybe Hibari Kyouya knew, but it wasn't like Ichiru was going to validate that possibility any time soon.

Ichiru put her hands up in surrender, "But Kyoko, you forget that I am a boy~"

Kyoko gave her friend a playful push, "Just wait till White Day comes round!"

The white haired girl only smiled widely, "I've done well to avoid every girl and chocolate today."

"So you slept in the infirmary again?"

"Shhhh."

Kyoko laughed, "One day the disciplinary committee is going to catch you Ichiru!"

"Aw, don't jinx me Kyoko!!"

Kyoko only laughed more.

"Oh, why don't you come with me?" Kyoko suddenly said.

"Come…?"

"To make some chocolate!"

"But…"

"I mean you don't have to, but it's just that you've been walking with me this whole time…"

Ichiru blinked and turned around. Well, she was definitely not anywhere near Nanimori high anymore.

Huh, when did that happen…

"Well?"

"Huh?" Ichiru turned her head around to reply, "Oh, yeah, why not."

"Good!" Kyoko clapped her hands together, "Since we're already here and all!"

Ichiru turned around completely and stared at the house in front of her. She stared, turned to Kyoko, and then pointed to the house next to the one in front of her.

"Isn't that your house?"

"Yup."

Then the door to the house opened.

"Oh, you're here Kyoko and you brought a friend too!"

"…Isn't that Tsunayoshi's mom?"


"Okay," Ichiru scratched the back of her neck, "So you're Haru, I-Pin, Lambo, Fuuta, and Bianchi?"

She pointed to each person as she called his or her name.

"Yep, that's right," Haru said with a smile.

"…Say, Haru…"

"Yes?" "…Can you, uh, give me some room-?

"-can I hug you?"

"Wh-what?"

Before Ichiru could give a proper answer, Haru hugged the white haired girl. Ichiru looked at Kyoko for help, but she was already giggling to herself. Fuuta had already left the room and Lambo had been chased upstairs by I-Pin. Bianchi was preparing some cookware.

Haru eventually let go of Ichiru. Then proceeded to hug herself and sway side-to-side.

"Mmm, hugs are so nice~"

"Um…okay…" Ichiru intentionally took a step away from Haru.

"By the way Ichiru," Haru paused mid-sway to look directly at Ichiru.

"Yes?" Ichiru answered, somewhat wary of what would follow.

"You're a boy right?" Haru uncrossed her arms to put a hand under her chin, "How can you take such good care of your hair?? I mean it's soo looongg and it's still so silky-"

"Welcome back Tsuna!!"

"Oh, well it looks like Tsunayoshi is home, so I'm going to go seat in the living room bye."

Ichiru headed to the exit to the kitchen where Kyoko was leaning out into the hallway.

"Hey Tsuna," Kyoko said with a wave.

Ichiru stuck her head out to give her greetings also when her hand twitched.

"Boxers again Tsunayoshi?"

Tsuna's face flushed red before Kyoko spoke again.

"We're going to start making Valentine's chocolate now."

"Eh!?" Tsuna almost jumped in place.

Haru popped out from behind Ichiru, who edged away as discreetly as possible.

"We were going to make them yesterday, but I had test so I ask her to switch it today."

"Ah…But…Wait, why is it at my house?" Tsuna asked.

"So you can have a spare set of clothes," Ichiru whispered obviously to Tsuna with a grin.

Haru laughed loudly and slapped Ichiru on the back, "You're so silly Ichiru!"

Ichiru almost stumbled forward.

"Bianchi is going to teach us how to make chocolate!"

Ichiru frowned. Kyoko could have just asked her how to make chocolate. She knew how too…it wasn't that hard. Oh well. Less work for Ichiru~

Then Tsuna suddenly yelled right into her ear.

"EH?! THAT MEANS-!"

"From now on the kitchen's going to be off limits to boys!"

"Bye bye!"

And so while Ichiru's ears were still ringing, Haru gave the whitette a shove.

"Eh…" Ichiru looked up to see Tsuna in a frenzy.

"Um, yeah, Tsunayoshi, I'm going to use your bathroom…"

Ichiru quickly excused herself from the boxer toting boy.


Tsuna quickly gathered everyone not involved in the poisonous chocolate cooking into his room. He spotted Ichiru coming out of one of the bathrooms and heading to the kitchen. He quickly ran and grabbed the white haired boy.

"O-oi Tsunayoshi," Ichiru exclaimed, startled by Tsuna's sudden appearance, "what are you doing?"

"What are you doing??"

"…Going to taste the chocolate?"

"DON'T DO THAT!!" Tsuna exclaimed while crossing his arms.

Ichiru only stared at him like he was insane. Tsuna started to sweat. How could he explain to Ichiru that he couldn't eat anything that Bianchi cooked without saying anything about the mafia??

"Bianchi can't cook!" he blurted out.

"That's not nice to say," Ichiru said blankly.

"B-but it's seriously poisonous!!"

"That's even more not nice to say."

"GAH!! How can I let you know how serious this is?!"

"Oh look, it's Fuuta and the other kids… and a baby…?"

Tsuna watched as Ichiru completely ignored him and Lambo clung onto Ichiru's legs to escape from I-Pin. He watched as a lollipop from Lambo's hair had fallen out while Lambo was jumping up and down.

"Ah Ichi-"

BANG!

"R-Reborn!! Why'd you do that??"

The Arcobaleno had fired at the lollipop causing it to shatter and fall all over Lambo.

"It's no good to have candy in your hair, no-good Tsuna."

Ichiru turned to the baby.

"I-It's you!!"

Reborn tilted his fedora up ever so slightly so Ichiru could see his eyes.

"It is you," Ichiru shouted while grabbing his own white hair.

"Ichiru you know-" Fuuta started but was interrupted by Lambo.

"D-DON'T IGNORE L-LAMBO!!" He pulled out his Ten-Year Bazooka and pointed it at himself.

"No, Lambo don't!" Tsuna tried to grab the bazooka from Lambo only to cause the Bovine to pull it away while he pulled the trigger. The bullet going off course to the person closest to Lambo.

Ichiru.

"Oh shit."


For anyone who isn't used to how i do POVs (with genderbenders)

if the person(A)(POV) thinks the character(B) is a boy(or girl) then (B) is written as he