Me: My very first spoof. I'm here to reveal the true story of Twilight to you.
Bella: What are you talking about? They already know the true story!
Me: No they don't. Now shut up you stupid emo wanna-be.
Bella: -.-
Disclaimer: Anna does not own anything of Twilight! (thank goodness!) If she did the story would be A LOT better (in her opinion). She also does not mean to offend any Twilight fans, its just a spoof.
Twilight: The Real Story
By: XoxAnnaxoX
Prologue:
Vampires, werewolves, witches, goblins and . . . unicorns? Nah, I'm just playing! We all know the story of Twilight, a tale of love, action, suspense, drama, horror, and plain stupidity. Well, in my latest adventures of climbing on roof tops, fighting skeletons, killing trolls, and slaying Medusa, I discovered the true story of Twilight. There is more to that story than anyone has ever heard! And, I Anna, am here to reveal this story to you. Don't believe the government lies that they feed you! This story is 100% TRUE! But be warned, this story may contain bad language, and plain stupid crap. You have been warned . . .
Now . . . Let me tell you the real story of Twilight. . .
Me: Not very long, but it's just a prologue.
Bella: . . . i hate you . . .
Me: What'd I do?
Bella: -.-
Me: Are you PMSing?
Bella: I don't PMS anymore . . .
Me: Oh yeah . . . oh well. Anyways, any ideas or stuff you wanna see in this just let me know. I might not be able to update soon because I might be gone for a while, but if not I'll get chapter one up as soon as possible! Please review!