I want to make this clear. This is not my story its my sister Kirsten. She does not own Naruto

..:I'm...in love with...a CAT?!:..

(Itachi love story)

Chapter 1

The dense forest is the only thing getting in my way of finding that one boy with that certain necklace. Sort of. I just got back from Iwagakure, and still no necklace! Dammit! I have been, practially, everywhere! Almost. NOW, time to go to Kusagakure! DAMN! I sure do wish there was something or someone to take my anger out on! I sigh, Being a cat sucks. Big hairy ones. What? I ment kiwis! Sickos. I chuckle a small kitty laugh. Well, no one takes me seriously. And even some drunk bastards KICK me and stuff! I HATE IT! Well at least I'm a black cat, to lurk in the shadows and 'kitty pounce' on my victems! Bwahaha! Boy, do I need a hobby or what! Hmm. I haven't lost any of my nine lives yet. That's good. I sigh again. But it was more of a yawn. Hmmm. Time for a little 'cat nap'. Damn, I do need a hobby.

I rest myself on the base of a tree. Not bothering to mask my preasance. Not like anybody is out here.

Yawn.

Someone's POV

Hoshigaki and I just came back from Amegakure going to a little place in between the Land of Fire and the Land of Wind. Back to the Akatsuki. But, Hoshigaki kept on complaining. With whining for food along with being tired, though it was dark out. To keep my self sane, more or less, we stopped. I ordered Hoshigaki to get some food, while I get some wood, for a nice big fire to keep us warm.

We walk our seperate ways. I cringe, slightly cursing myself. I could just imagine Hoshigaki bringing an aligator, or worse a rodent missing an eye! I inwardly shiver. How could I be so stupid. I reclaim my emotionless self and continue on. I felt a very strong sorce of chakra, but the being itself seems small-ish. It could be a ninja hound out on the prowl. I shrug but maybe Hoshigaki could eat it instead. I wondered if a ninja hound could be as strong as this presence. I kept walking silently towards it. Just beyond those bushes. I pull them back. I could hardly see anything but I could still sense it. I even heard it. A very small, bearly noticealbe... Purring?

... A little black cat. I curse again. What the hell. This chakra sorce came from... this... this THING?! I twitch. Eh. Might as well take it back to Hoshigaki. It was waking up. Pro'lly from my whispering curses.

"Nyaa?" It mewed, half asleep.

Chi's POV

I woke up from a whispering sound. I don't have cat like hearing for nothing! Eh. It's just some smelly stink human. Damn. I sound like that one cute show, eh, what was it? Invader Zim! Right. Heh heh. He glares. I glare. I was in no mood for a ... giggle Smelly stink human. It ruined my nappy! Rawr. I REALLY do need a hobby. My tummy rummbled. The hobby can wait. I really need food right now. The smelly stink human seemed perfectly fine. But it was staring at me. I even think it twitched. I got up, streched and made my way over to the smelly stink human. But haven't you ever noticed that humans are sort of smelly in their own way. We cats are clean creatures! What is wrong with me? First I was hissing at being a cat now I'm hissing at humans? What type of animal do I want to be anyway?! A mongoose?! Well that would be cool. Sort of.

I made my way over to the smelly stink human. It did nothing but stare at me. I was a little annoyed. Just a little bit. Not a whole lot. I rub against it's leg, carefully stepping over it's, uh, what do humans call them? Shoes! Damn I have been a cat for an Awful long time. I forgot what a shoe was!

It continues to stare. It then spoke.

"Listen cat. If you want to live I sugest you stop that." Ohhh. Touchy. Who spit in his creme brulee? Hmm?

:Food?: I asked in my native language. I don't know any other language. Other than Human but I'm not a human, now am I? Of course he couldn't understand me! Ha! I'm no human to mingle with such insolence. But meowing would sort of give a clew as to GIMME FOODS!

It's twitch doubled. It started to walk away. Eh. Ima follow it anyway. I actually masked my chakra this time.

It came to a clearing where a... What the hell is that? A fish? No not technically a fish... A Smelly stink human fish thing! My eyes widened. It is practically the most desturbing thing I have seen in a while. A fish eating a smaller fish!? Ugh! The smelly stink Human- the one I met- sat down with the Overly sized tuna. Tuna handed him a small fish. Fish looks good. Baked over a fire. Golden brown. Crispy. Tender. I must stop my self before I 'kitty pounce' and blow my cover. TO HELL WITH IT! I walk over and sat near the normal-ish looking one. He, of course, didn't notice me. Rawr. I glare. He just takes a bite out of the fish in peace. Not bothering to even aknowlage my presence! THE BASTARD!

The Tuna spoke, "Hey, Itachi. What's up with the cat?" His name was... Weasel? WEASEL?! BWAHAHA! Oh the fun I shall have!

'Itachi' looked over to me. "Nyaa?" I ask for food once more. He twitches and places his fish to the left of him. I'm of course on his right.

Itachi's POV

"Hey, Itachi. What's up with the cat?" Hoshigaki asked. I look to my right and vualah. There it is.

:Food?: I heard that same voice from the forest! Rawr! Who is it!? Is it that little cat thing. I twitch again. Why is this thing following me in the first place? It might be the fish. It could be making me delutional. I place my fish to the left of me.

The cat seemed to sigh, :Listen Bastard! I haven't had anything to eat or anything eadable cross my path! Now, GIMME FISHY-FISH!: I felt like throwing the fish at the cat and run away, far away, screaming. I handed the cat the fish and walked away towards a tree. I sat down. Sleepy time now. Time to calm my nerves.

Chi's POV

:Listen Bastard! I haven't had anything to eat or anything eadable cross my path. Now, GIMME FISHY-FISH!: I knew he couldn't understand me. But that's just the reason I called him bastard. He twitched again. Wonder why? He dropped the fish in front of me and walked over to a tree to most likely sleep. That leaves just the fish, the larger fish, and I. I 'kitty pounce' on the fish. Tuna is weirded out, so to speak.

Once I am done, I look over to the one that I had followed, Itachi. He was the one to gradually place a fish in my possestion. I felt sort of bad for eating his dinner. Hell, it was one damn tasty fish! Ha! I can't just let him starve! Eh, am I being overly dramatic again? Well it's true! I must get that third fish cooking over the pretty fire before Tuna does. Okay, y'know what? Ima start callin' him Maguro, it means the same damn thing. Maguro was about to get the third fish! NUUU! I can't let that happen! I pounce and grab the stick the fish was sitting on. Maguro's eyes and face was priceless! Bwahaha! I prance over to... "Master" Yes I'm calling him master. Why? Because from the random turn of events that has happened, aka him givin' meh fish! AMEN!

"What do you want, cat?" Master asked. Or demanded. Touchy.

:Eat: I usher him the fish.

His twitch quadrupled. "Okay. I know I'm not imagining this." He whispered to himself. Eh? Did he accually understand me?

Heh. One way to find out. :Are you gonna eat the damned fish or not?: I pushed on.

"You do talk."

:Talk? Well my language, yes. And you speak, apperently, human.:

"But how? How can we understand eachother?"

:Hell if I know.: I kitty shrug. :Just eat. I feel bad for eating your fish.:

"Hn. I don't care."

:You are definatly being a bastard.:

"Stop calling me a Bastard!!"

"Itachi? Are you okay?" Maguro asked.

"Shut up!"

:Touchy!:

Grr. Master was a pain in the butt! :Master? Why wont you eat the fish?: Maybe a sickly sweet voice would do it.

"What? Master?"

:Well, You gave me food when I haven't had anything in an Awful long time. But I think I should become your animal partner!:

"Hn. I don't need an animal partner. I already have one" He looks over to Maguro.

:Pssh! I could easily take down Maguro!: Said my cocky self.

"Fight me then. If you win, you are my partner. If I win, you leave me the hell alone!"

Hoshigaki's POV

Did Itachi just talk to that cat? Did Itachi understad the cat?! Did he just agree to a battle with the cat? Well this'll be fun to watch.

Chi's POV

Heh. This'll be easy! I have a few tricks up my sleave! Bwahaha!

:Ready?: I ask as we get in to fighting possistions. He nods. A few kunai fly my way. Too easy, I thought. Dodge. I charge after him. Laughter dancing in his eyes. A small cat as I charging a human like him. I grow larger into my wild cat form. The cocky smirk that once graced his lips fell. Bwahaha! I pounced on him, eyes closed. I have heard of the tsukuyomi before. His Uchiha Sharingan gave it all away! A smirking snarl bared my fangs. :You lose.: I taunt. He growls, I get off of him.

"AWSOME!" Maguro whispered, pretty loudly. Master glared.

I form back to a kitty cat. :So, Master! Looks like I'll be joining you on your quest!:

"Hn." I jump into his Akatsuki cloak collor and fell asleep. Why he let me do this, I have no idea.

Itachi's POV

The cat lept into my cloak collor, yet I made no move to get her out. She felt warm like a scarf in winter.

"Itachi? What's with the cat?" Hoshigaki asked again.

"She will make a great addition to the organization."

"Really?"

"Go to sleep, I'll keep watch." Hoshigai shrugged and snuggled into his Akatsuki cloak.

Morning came sooner than expected. To make things quicker, nothing happened and they walked half way to the hideout. Night came, but Chi was already chewing her arm off from boredom.

:Are we there yet?:

"No."

:Are we there yet?:

"No"

That went on for quite a while. Chi thought he was an impatiant type of person. But apperently he isn't. Well almost.

"SHUT UP!!" Chi covered her ears.

"We are going to stay here for tonight. We will be at the hideout by noon tomarrow."

End of chapter 1