So my 7 year old sister May got Pokémon Black for her birthday a week ago (haha May is born in May, like I haven't heard that before), and she made me watch all the Pokémon episodes. I'm not kidding. ALL of them. And my mom made me go to Barnes and Noble with her and read all the Pokémon manga. Uggghhhh… but then I was like, "Oh look, there are so many cute couples in here!" being the 14 year old I am. So now I'm totally hooked onto Pokémon… is that a good thing?
Oh yeah, and I was watching May play Black and her character looks exactly like my friend Selena. It's kind of creepy…
Okay…that was really off topic. On with the story!
No one's POV
Dawn woke up soaking wet and ice cold.
"LEAF! Why the hell did you dump water on me!" Dawn's roommate poked her head into their room.
"Because you were snoring like crazy. And breakfast is ready." Dawn immediately popped out of bed and dried herself off, then threw on a short pink skirt and a black tank top. She tried to brush her long blue hair while applying her make-up, but she failed. Then she did the rest of the morning crap and ran out of her room so she could get the pancakes.
Leaf and Dawn's other roommates, Misty, Touko, and May, were already downstairs and ready to go. Misty and Touko looked like they got the same "surprise" as she did, while May had the same satisfied expression as Leaf.
Dawn Berlitz, Leaf Green, Misty Waterflower, Touko White, and May Maple went to the most prestigious boarding school in the Unova region, located in Black City- Unova Gifted and Talented Academy. It cost a fortune to send them there, but Touko's cousin, Touya, went there, and got accepted into University of Sinnoh, Hearthome.
Misty wore light blue jean shorts and a yellow tank top, and she was pulling on her red Converses when Dawn got downstairs. Her slightly damp orange hair was tied up in a side ponytail and she had no make-up on at all.
Touko had on a white tank top and a black vest over it. She had ripped denim shorts on and black high tops. Her wavy brown hair also looked like she got the water treatment, and was in a high ponytail with a baseball hat shoved on it.
May had a red halter top on and black biker shorts. Her shoulder length chestnut hair had a red bandanna over it and she wore red Converses, like Misty.
Leaf wore a short blue skirt and a blue tank top. On her long brown hair she wore a white hat.
Dawn shoved pancakes in her mouth and slammed her white beanie on her head while hopping around on one foot trying to get her Uggs on. Misty laughed while Leaf sighed.
"Same old Dawn. Look, we need to get going. Dawn, just get your shoes on in the car." Dawn nodded, unable to answer due to her mouthful of pancake. They climbed into Misty's car as May called "Shotgun!" and Leaf started arguing with May about who gets shotgun. Touko and Dawn sat in the back and Leaf joined them, looking pissed. Dawn finally swallowed her pancakes as she climbed out of the car. Just then, they saw four familiar heads- a green one, a purple one, a black (A/N: not racist!) one, and a brown one.
"Hi guys!" Dawn called cheerily. Drew, Paul, Ash, and Gary turned to see the girls. Gary immediately went to go flirt with Leaf, while Misty began beating Ash up with her mallet for being an idiot, Drew and May started arguing about some crap, and Touko went to her locker alone. That left Dawn with Paul. A very awkward silence surrounded them. Surprisingly, Paul broke the ice.
"Troublesome. What do you want?"
"Oh well, excuse me for wanting to say hello to my friends, Sir Rudeness."
Meanwhile…
May and Drew's exchange did not go well.
First, Drew flipped his hair and smirked while saying something about how sexy he is.
Then, May slapped him and spent a long time finding a comeback. Drew commented on how idiotic she was, not even able to find a comeback to his sexiness.
May slapped him again and told him to shut the hell up. Drew said she had a potty mouth and told her to wash it out with fucking soap. May called him a hypocrite, and Drew asked her if she even knew what the word meant.
May said that of course she knew what it meant, otherwise she wouldn't use it. And thus, the Great Idiocy Argument began.
With Ash and Misty…
"I'm hungry."
Smack.
"Ow!"
Smack.
"Why are you hitting me?"
Smack.
"Can I haz a cheezburger?"
Smack.
"What?"
(A/N: I don't think I need to put Leaf and Gary's conversation in here... ;) )
Later in class… (Dawn's POV)
Ms. Solidad, our language arts teacher, came in and began talking. "Children-"
"We're not children!" someone interrupted. Ms. Solidad rolled her eyes.
"Fine, adults, I'd like to introduce our new student, Cheren Cortez." A cute black haired guy walked in. He had glasses and wore a black t-shirt, black skinny jeans, black high tops, and a purple jacket.
A whole bunch of girls sighed. I felt kind of bad for the poor guy, because it was his first day and he already had a fan club.
Then I heard a gasp.
"Cheren!" It was Touko.
Ms. Solidad didn't notice, and she assigned us book reports and a whole bunch of crap. Finally, the bell rang. We all jumped out of our seats and made a mad dash at the door, except for Cheren, who just flipped his hair and walked leisurely to the door like he had all the time in the world. All his fangirls kept exactly five feet behind him in a large, giggling, pink clump. Touko tackled him in a hug when he walked out of the door, ignoring the pink clump now glaring at her.
"Cheren! I haven't seen you since third grade!" Touko exclaimed. Cheren's arms wrapped around her and several of the fangirls started sobbing.
"Whoa, whoa, whoa, hold on. You know each other?" I asked. Touko rolled her eyes and let go of Cheren.
"No, I just decided to hug a random guy in school. Of course I know him!" I held my hands up in surrender.
"Okay, okay."
"God, Dawn, sometimes you're denser than Ash."
"Did someone say my name?" Just then, Ash walked up, with our beloved violent mallet wielding friend staring murderously at him, like she was going to smack him with her mallet any second. "Oh, hey, you're that new guy that already has a fan club. Your fan club president is…hang on…" Misty took this chance to whack our dense little friend on his head. Ash acted like nothing happened…or maybe he wasn't acting…
"Oh yeah! It's Bella (A/N: enter my slutty OC!)!" A blond with blue eyes walked up wearing way too little clothing.
"Hey Cheren. I'm Bella. I look forward to seeing you this year," she said in a fail seductive tone and she tried to give him a wink, but it looked like she was having face spasms. After she left us, Cheren let out a huge sigh.
"Someone scared of Li'l Miss Slut, huh?" Touko teased him. Honestly, anyone with half a brain can see that these two belong together
"No. I can totally get a better one."
"Oh, sure. Of course you can. Who?" Cheren pretended to think a little, then acted like he had a brain fart or something.
"You." Touko scoffed.
"Psht. In your dreams, Cortez."
"I still didn't forget your fear of heights."
"Cheren, just let it go!"
I'm ending the chappy here… Like it? Hate it? Please R&R!
Oh yeah, I forgot the disclaimer.
Disclaimer: I do not own Pokémon or else May and Drew would be together and Brock would get a girl already.
~Melanie
