Hey this is my second thing on here and first one shot...hope ya like!:)
''Im going to kill those to brats!'' I ranted and raved while I was runnin through the streets of Konoha tryin to find a certain emo-child and blonde nut case! ''Oh sasuke! Naruto! When i find you im goin to skin your ass's to high heaven and bathe you in a salt and lemon bath! I cant belive you stole those from me they werer very exspensive! And dying my hair neon blueis just goin to far! Your both dead when i find you!'' Im pretty sure several people get out the way and run back into the shops they just came out of. I could care less right now!
In my pissed off and not caring mode i ran into a poor kid,who looked scared shitless. ''Oh kid. Sory have seen Naruto or Sasuke by any chance? I asked in a sickly sweet tone. He pointed towards...Lee's house? ''Your sure kid?'' He nodded and took off running faster then i could 'weapon of mass destruction'. God this has got to be the last place i would ever think of them hiding. Might as well check...
.Naruto's POV.
I cant belive I was that stupid to do that! EVeryone knows not to mess with her! Shes gonna kill me...and Sasuke! Oh God no! The fangirls will kill me worse then she will for bringing him in to all this! OH GOD HELP ME!
.Sasuke's POV.
I cant belive this idiot talked me into 'll kill us both. Im to pretty..and to young to die. And i still need to revive and avenge my clan. (AN:this is before he went power hungry and went to oreo-child lover...ewww!) Please god help me Just take Naruto!
.Lee's POV.
I wonder if this is unyouthful? Keeping them here...She'll kill me to if i keep them here. I need to remain youthful For everyone! And the whole world!''Behold the power of youth!'' The Only thing that happened in the world was that a few birds were blinded from his teethes shinyness...through the window...
.Girls POV.
Ok theyre here...I smell fear. I walked up to the door and knocked once...twice...three times. ''Oh boys! Come out! I know your in there!'' Almost as soon as i said that the door swung open and Lee threw the two dumbasses out and yelled ''For this is not what the power of youth is...This is!''Lee yelled as he struck the nice youthful guy pose...Yeahwhatever. Back to the point. "Soyou decided to try and pull one over on me huh?'' They were just frozen in fear. ''Please were sooo sory please spare us!''Sasuke managed to get out. I dont plan on doing that one bit.
"If you wanted to live you shouldnt have stole my dumplings! You should bloody well know how much those can cost! And blue hair? I'll skin you two alive! Andmy weapons...my babys...how dare you even touch them. That was the last straw! Yu will now feel the wrath of...TEN-TEN!'' That was the last anyone ever saw of Naruto Uzimaki And Sasuke Uchiha...Ok i didnt go that far. They're just in the hospital with a few cuts,bruises and a couple broke ribs. Nothin major. No one has seen Lee since what happened at his house. Rumors are that he doesnt feel the youth anymore. Or he ran off to join the circus. Or The Bushy Brow society...Oh well those two better have lear- !DING DONG! Oh Someones here. One sec please...''OH MY GOD! KIBA! SHIKAMARU!CHOJI!GET YOUR ASS'S BACK HERE CLEAN THIS SHIT UP! AHHHHHH! ITS ON FIRE!''
THE END!...?
OK i just totally wanted to type this up. i hope you guys like it. if not tell me. i take flames i take good stuff im cool with everything. but hope ya like! :))