heya :3 chapter 1 ... is actually not that funny...but the next 1 is :D

'talking '

'thinking'

(what i'm thinking..or think i should've put in..or left out...depends on my mood :L )

lol This is MY VERY FIRST FAN-FIC (i'm so proud :D)

..HOW TO GET RID OF MING-MING…WITH A LIL' DING-DING..

[IN KITCHEN NEAR GLASS-DOOR]

' Ahh! I'm sor-OUCH!' A navy haired teen screamed while running into a glass-door, his face turning red from his 'attempt' of not laughing. He looked around, then at his feet… then the glass-door…and then the non-glass-door.

' Tyson, not AGAIN, that's the –' The black haired teen was interrupted when he saw his dual–haired captain enter the room…with bright red lipstick, green eye-shadow, purple eyeliner AND fluorescent pink blush on his face…..Ray's eyes were watering already JUST after seeing this.. (pictures Kai in dress now.. oO it …suits him :S )

' TYSON GRANGER! You are SO dead!' Kai screamed at the top of his lungs, his face turning the same colour as his lipstick, his hands clenched into tight fists -he was… well. .he was physically erupting as if he were a volcano…erupting with rage instead of lava/magma, ash.. that sort of stuff.

'Calm… Down… It was only a joke.' Ray said (he was somewhere between nervous and incredibly confused , same as me…), raising his hands slightly in a calming gesture, while trying not to laugh….and failing… failing quite miserably I must say…. (Very descriptive right..? :L )

'Calm… Down…? I AM CALM!' Kai shouted, almost breaking every glass object in the house…minus the glass-door…Ty broke that… Kais' eyes narrowed when they landed on Tyson, giving his hat (the only Tyson related- thing he could see) his famous death glare.

'Uh-oh… I- I- I- … Didn't do it! … I swear… It was….' Tyson managed to stutter out before looking around frantically, he suddenly began to relax, a smirk forming on his face while an idea was forming in his head.

'It was who? ... The make -up fairy that lives under your hat? Or maybe it was the elf that lives in your shoe? Tell me Tyson, WHO WAS IT, OR ELSE I WILL K.I.L.L. YOU!' Kai growled, still keeping his death glare- which somehow got more intimidating …if that was possible. He was still glaring at Tyson, but it was clear to both of them that everybody had left the room.

Tyson was now hiding his insanely evil smirk from Kai using his hat (another reason why hats can help evil plans) while walking over slowly to Kai. 'It was… Ming- Ming. ' Tyson whispered coldly into Kai's ear, ignoring the instant 'I'm gonna kill her now-'coz now I have an actual reason' shudder from Kai.

[GOING UP STAIRS…WITH KAI]

'Ming- Ming?' Kai thought to himself, 'Why would he-I mean-she do this?' he could picture her doing something like it…. But was she really THAT dumb? He knew that she wore the EXACT same coloured make-up and stuff on the week-ends, but why did Tyson run away from him? These were the questions that bugged him. Kai went to scratch his head when he saw his not-so-flattering-colour-explosion-of-girly-butterflies-reflection in the mirror, which he then gave his death glare….needless to say (or type in my case) the mirror unhung itself and ran. (can mirrors do that? Hmm) Kai, who was conveniently outside the bathroom, marched... Yes, he marched over to the sink, almost causing an earthquake with the force he was stomping his feet with, then washed off his make-up… Cursing Ming- Ming while doing so.

[DOWNSTAIRS, IN KITCHEN WITH NOW BROKEN GLASS-DOOR , WITH TYSON AND RAY]

'- that was close, I thought he was going to…. Well… KILL ME!' Tyson said to Ray, while wiping imaginary sweat off his forehead.

'So, did you do it?' Ray asked giving Tyson a weak smile as he knew if Tyson did do it, it would be WAY safer to be 100 miles away from Tyson at this moment.

'Come on Ray, I'm not THAT slow… Whoever did it must really want to see Kai's 'bad side' ' Tyson replied with a blank expression, which slowly turned into an evil smile. 'I told him Ming- Ming did it'

Ray just stared at Tyson, an expression that was so confused (-it was blank-) was on his face. He scratched his head as a gesture for Tyson to explain more….. It didn't work… He decided to go for a more direct approach.. 'HUH'

'I told Kai that Ming- Ming put the make-up on him' Tyson's voice sounded like Boris' right there… (it's probably appropriate to say: Boris sounds like Doras Irish word for door :3….now that I mentioned him… )

'OoOoOo…. Why?' Ray asked innocently.

'…. TO. SHUT. HER. UP. !' Tyson stated as if it was the most obvious thing in the world.

'But what if Kai finds out?' Ray whispered, sounding concerned.

'I run OR go to Ireland… I heard that there are leprechauns there….' Tyson answered and then drifted off into his own lil' world….apparently Max is there too….with a magic wand…zapping all the non-Irish-speaking-Irish-people-and-the-so-called-government-that –have-people-who-spend-over-400-euro-on-a-BAD-haircut-that-was-paid-by-FAS-who-get-their-money-from-taxes (don't ask…I'm Irish…so yeah I'm still a lil pissed off at Mary Harney…or something like that..ps. there's a fada on the A in FAS,,)

[UPSTAIRS IN BATHROOM…WITH KAI]

Kai had just finished washing off the make-up when he heard Ming- Ming skip up the stairs, into her room. He went out onto the landing when he overheard Tyson talking about how Irish airports should be painted green with a picture of Bono hugging a leprechaun on the roofs and ceilings of ALL Irish airports. Kai was taken aback by Tyson's deep, honest and true words, that it almost brought a tear to his eye… That was until he heard what Tyson was calling his idea…'INFLUENTIAL IDEAS INCLUDING IRISH INDIVIDUALS, INVOLVING IRELAND'. 'What a way to destroy my hope for your intelligence Ty.' Kai thought feeling slightly let down by his choice of words.. 'You could've put INCREDIBLE in there…' Kai began to question his team-mates sanity… 'Is Tyson on any weird medication... DRUGS maybe? … I'm beginning to question his sanity' (told you + you can't blame him for thinking it .. can you? :P )

Kai turned around to go 'cool off' as he was ….heck he was angry/delusional and way too cool …as I said /typed 'cool off'. As he turned around, he heard Ming-Ming talk about….. MAKE-UP! At that very second he snapped.. (who was she talking to? :S don't ask me…I just wrote/typed it)

He entered Ming-Ming's room, she turned around with the purple eyeliner , that Kai presumed she used on him, in her hand. Kai on the other hand had a blue beyblade in his hand (get it hand?). Needless to say, Kai went M.A.D

====LOTS OF SCREAMS + INJURIES…..LOTS OF 'LET IT RIP—HER TO PIECES' + AHHHHHS==== After that, Ming-Ming was never seen again…..HAHAHA, that's a lie, she was never seen again WITH a beyblade, make-up, a microphone OR a brain.. (1 of which was never actually there in the 1st place….her brain :L just in-case you didn't get, I told you )

….how did this happen ….here's what happened…

[IN MY HEAD]

Kai got pissed off

Tyson pissed him off

Tyson did the only logical thing

BLAME MING-MING

Kai gave her a ding-ding

Random things happened in my sleep 'cause I had C.S.P.E. last class + I had Irish in my head + Bono for some reason :S

I was looking through my make-up bag

Kai entered my head (his blue triangles :D )

I saw a hat

Tyson came over to me and stole it :O

I was hungry

I bought a chocolate bar….i ate it max hit me on the head as it was actually his.. oops :L

I saw a 'RAY' …a VERY RARE 'RAY' of sun in Ireland

Ray ran right round really randomly –to me in my head

I heard a bad song Ming-Ming came over and attacked me

She volunteered to be in my story … I agreed as I was happy, and wanted revenge for her attacking me… :)

I had art, the colours entered my head :L imma go now, before I prevent myself from stopping

lol yaaa...this is gonna be a 4 shot :P already have chaprter 2 done :D its WAY BETTER than this :/ i think so anyway :3

Please R&R ...i'll put you in the 3rd chapter because i have the 2nd 1 done ...sozzies :( ... :)

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