How They Came into Being

by Kinnori1204

This is a story where Gru describes to his dear little girls and the minions, how "they" came into being. Who? The Minions, of course! Find out how the sugar, spice, everything nice reacts with the evil protoplasm created by Dr. Nefario. A gift to those who are Children, and who Still wanna be. ENJOY! ( pls read the 3rd chapter if you haven't got time)

1. The Very Beginning

How they came into being

(( Eh-lo Ev-rybody! ... Simmer down... (Angry) Simmer down please! ...
Okay. This is a little gift to you who are children, and who still wanna be children.
Your asking, " WHO came into being? ". The answer is : The Minions ))

CHAPTER 1: The Very Beginning

"Long, long time ago, probably 15 years back (... WOW! Like Eternity... ) , I met the famous Evil Scientist Doctor Nefario. (Agnes gasps in wonder). He wasn't new to the profession of 'being evil', but I was. In fact, he was like my mentor who taught me being Evil."

The girls burst out laughing.

Gru gets irritated, and at the same time, Very ANGRY. He said, " Did you girls forget all the things called Etiquette within yourselves?"

Lucy, his wife (... wolf whistle ...) mocked him from the back, saying, "O-h, then you're a Very bad student, Gru! You didn't turn out to be a successful Evil person, At All !"

" Ha ha ha, Very Funny", Gru taunted the laughing girls and his wife, and frowned at the laughing minions.

"As a matter of fact, he didn't even turn out to be a good Evil teacher as well ... Now he's getting Good himself!"

Another series of laughter in Gru's mansion.

Dr. Nefario spoke out, hesitated, " Gru, let's leave this topic and go to the main story..."

"Sorry, Doc", Gru begged his pardon.

"Now, as for the story... Today's topic is,

' How the minions came into being' "
The girls and the minions said, " Wooooooooo..."

Agnes interrupted, " That means, how the minions were born?"
Gru said, " Yup, my little one!"

The girls and the minions said, " Wooooooooo..."

Minion Dave started dancing, reluctant of his master's orders, and minion Tim hit a sharp punch on his left cheek.
Dave said in a sorry voice, "Po- ka?!" (meaning: What?!)

"Anyway, here we go!"
"One... Two... Three..."

Lucy interrupted, " For God's sake, would you PLEASE get it started normally? We all know it's exciting, you don't need to add more spices to it."

"Yeah, yeah, whatever".