As Jesus and his disciples walked on the path to his crib in Jerusalem something caught Peter's eye.
"Jesus"
"I told you to call me Jezza" He snapped
"Fine, Jezza. Is that what I think it is?" Peter asked pointing at something a few metres away from them
They all turned their heads to a large brown poo on the road with golden specs in it bending the suns rays in all sorts of directions. Jesus gasped and stumbled forward towards it.
"It is Peter" He stuttered "My friends. You're witnessing something magnificent."
"What is it?" John asked
Jesus picked up the extriment and it began to float just above his hands with a little halo above it's tip.
"It's holy shit my dear friends. Spread the good news of this discovery."