"Oh! Look! What's that?" asked Iruka as he spotted the moving lights in the otherwise dark starless sky.
"It's a UFO!" said Kakashi enthusiastically, "An unidentified farting object!" Iruka glared at the silver haired man. "Oops, did I say that?"
"A what?" asked Naruto, leaning over Sasuke to get a better view of it out the other boys window.
"A UFO, you know, with aliens and stuff." said Sasuke uninterestedly.
"Ne?! They're going to eat us!!" said Naruto, his eyes widening slightly.
"No, they're going to beam us up, then eat us." the raven haired boy said, wanting to see how his blonde friend would react.
"No!! I haven't even had my first kiss yet!"
Sasuke leaned over to the blonde and kissed him chastely on the lips. Naruto blushed brightly, sitting up so he was on his side of the seat.
Sasuke leaned over and whispered in his ear, "Now you have. And that was a plane, not a UFO, dobe."
Owari
(a/n: this actually happened, not exactly this way (i changed it so it would be sasunaru) but me and my friend were joking around in a car about an airplane and when she said she hadn't had her first kiss my mind went total sasunaru lol i hope you liked it! please review and let me know what you think!)