Why naruto goes commando….
Naruto was having a bad day it was the dreaded laundry day again he got out his clip board and counted out his boxers " on two three four five six ok six pairs going in" leaving the clip board at home. He put in in first load of wash and left to go do his morning run. He returned a hour later and put his laundry in the dryer " What the hell" looks in washing machine climes in washing machine, beats on wall in back of washing machine.. …. "NOT AGAIN" "DAMMIT" FUCK " SHIT" THOSE WERE MY LAST PAIRS FOR FUCK SAKE. "THAT'S IT IM JUST GOING COMMANDO FROM NOW ON"
Naruto went to class the next day and was sitting next to Shika and he was fidgeting around.
Shika "Dammit Naruto stop being so troublesome and settle down im trying to sleep here"
Naruto "Sorry Shika im chafing bad here man. Ugggg dam this jumpsuit needs some serious ventilation. Im going commando today"
A certain white eyed girl in his class blushes as she overhears Narutos going commando…
Hinata's thoughts "Must not activate Byakugan, Must not activate.
Shika " uggg naruto to much info what the hell you forget to do laundry again"
Naruto " No man I swear theres a laundry monster its eating all my boxers man"
Sakura "Naruto BAKA don't talk about going commando in class you BAKA" as she whacks him on the head.
Ino " Hey Hinata, Sakura don't forget tonights the sleepover you will both make it right?"
Hinata "h hai" she says demurely…
Sakura "Yeah you bet ill be there INO-PIG"
Hinata packed up her supplies and set out for Ino's she already had permission to go from her father.
Hinata was very happy she had her Naruto plushie and her special naruto pillow…. And no stuffy people around just a nice relaxing night with her friends…
Sakura and Ino were talking about Sasuke and then things went violent a pillow was thrown hitting Ino in the face then she got a glean in ger eye …. Hinata looked nervious then it happened
"PILLOW FIGHT NINJA STYLE" Ino screamed suddenly Sakura and Ino where a whirlwind of pillows. Swinging them around like nunchucks. Then it happened they both stopped and turned to Hinata.
The both screamed "I need another weapon" they both dived for the Naruto plushie that Hinata made….
Hinata in that moment the plushie became to her naruto himself and she saw its fluffy insides as her Narutokuns organs if these two monsters got there hands on it and in that instant shy demure innocent Hinata snapped.
"NO WAY YOU CUNTS ARE LAYING A HAND ON MY NARUTO-KUN" and with that warcry her bloodline activated using her special naruto pillow she proceeded to lay the ninja pillow fight beatdown of a lifetime and with the very last blow the seam on her pillow could not handle the strain any more"
And in that moment she had only one though "OH FUCK" as a collection of BOXERS shot out of the pillow landing over the faces of INO and Sakura with a "Property of Naruto Uzumaki" in big bold letters on the label.
Ino was the first to speak …."Hinata… you got issues."
Followed by Sakuras screech of "GET THEM OFF ME IT BURNS US IT BURNS US"
The end