Ok this is just a quick fiction that i thought up when i heard this song play. its totally strange and probably no good but i just felt like writing it.
ONE character is definately OOC but the rest i followed as closely as i could.
Disclaimer: I do not own Harry Potter nor any of its characters nor do i own the song used in this fic.
Rated high for mature content and language!!!!!
Cold Hearted Snake
Pansy Parkinson stormed into the Slytherin seventh year girls dorms and slammed the door behind her. Angry, upset and humiliated she started throwing anything that she could find and felt a small sense of satisfaction when the glass dragon that she had bought in honor of Draco Malfoy shattered against the stone wall.
"Whoa Pansy, what got your thong in a twist?" Millicent Bulstrode asked as she dodged the textbook that Pansy threw in the direction of her bed,
"Draco bloody Malfoy is what!" Pansy screeched as she threw another book. Millicent sighed,
"What did he do now?"
"Humiliated me in the hall as we were leaving potions with the bloody Gryffindors" Pansy snapped,
"Alright, what did he say?" Millicent asked as she took a seat, knowing that this was going to be a long conversation. Before Pansy could answer the door banged open and Sally-Anne Perks, the other seventh year Slytherin girl and all the Slytherin sixth year girls stormed in,
"That white haired bastard just humiliated me and the sixth years in front of the entire student body" Sally-Anne ranted as she flopped onto her bed,
"Will somebody please explain what's going on?" Millicent finally asked after a short silence,
"I'll tell you what's going on, that slimy bastard has got it into his head that he is some kind of sex god, and now he's going around telling all the girls that have thrown themselves at him that they all leave him feeling unsatisfied, that he can't get aroused anymore because we all leave him cold" Sally-Anne spat out,
"Oh" Millicent commented,
"That and he's doing it in front of everyone, he claimed that there is not a single girl in the whole of Hogwarts that will be able to turn him on, that he is better than anyone here and so there is really no point on even thinking about trying to seduce him" Pansy added waspishly,
"It could be a ploy of his to get more girls to throw themselves at him in order to put more notches in his bed posts, I mean its almost like he is challenging the girls of Hogwarts to try to seduce him. That way he has a good chance of getting laid a lot as well as being able to insult and humiliate as many girls as he wants" Millicent suggested slowly,
"You know Milli, I do believe that you may have hit the nail on the head, but after the way that he treated all of us I believe that its up to us to exact revenge on the so called Slytherin sex god"
"Oh? And how do you propose to do that?" Millicent asked
"Well that's simple really, we humiliate him first"
"How?" Sally-Anne asked, sitting up in interest,
"I have a fair idea, and I know just the person to help us, they have more reason than us to want to see Draco brought down a few pegs"
"What's the plan?"
"I'm not telling yet, I'll fill you all in later, first I have to go get the person whose help I need. Meanwhile you all start writing out notes telling every girl in Hogwarts to go to the room of requirement next Saturday night at 11pm"
"Alright" they all agreed. Pansy left the dorms and headed to where she knew she would find the one person who would be able to humiliate Draco fully.
"Enervate!" Draco groggily awoke and shook his head to get rid of the cobwebs, as he went to raise his hand to rub his eyes but found that they wouldn't move. Glancing down he found himself strapped onto a sturdy wooden chair that was magically stuck to the floor. Snapping his head up when he heard a small noise his grey eyes met the bright blue of Pansy Parkinson,
"Parkinson, what the fuck are you doing! Untie me now!" Draco snarled out,
"My, my, my, such language from the Head Boy, you're supposed to be a role model" Pansy replied mockingly, Draco heard laughing and looked around the room he was in. It appeared that the entire female population of Hogwarts, minus the professors of course, was in the room.
"What's going on?" Draco demanded,
"Well since your little outburst where you humiliated all the Slytherin girls in sixth and seventh year claiming that your sexual expertise and experience was so extended that there was no girl in the entire school that could turn you on anymore, we decided to get a little revenge" Pansy smirked,
"And how do you plan on exacting this revenge? Torture?" Draco snarled,
"Well that all depends really" Pansy replied flippantly,
"On what?" Draco snapped
"On how you look at it" Pansy retorted as she waved her wand and a spotlight appeared on Draco. Draco twisted his head around trying to figure out what was going to happen to him when suddenly a song he had never heard started playing and arms wrapped in fingerless black gloves that reached the elbows slid over his shoulder and down his chest.
He's a cold-hearted snake
Look into his eyes (the hands snapped his head up to show his eyes to the crowd of girls surrounding him)
Oh, oh,
He's been tellin' lies
He's a lover boy at play
He don't play by rules
Oh ho, oh, oh
Girl don't play the fool—now
Draco watched as the woman who had been running her hands all over his body stepped around the chair and bent down in front of him. The black bra she was wearing barely covered her full bust and as she bent over her breasts threatened to spill out. Her midriff was bare and toned, the skirt she wore (if you could call it that) was basically two scraps of black material, one each at the front and back and were held at the waist with just a centimeter stitched together at either hip. On her feet were black sandals that had long laces that cris-crossed all the way up to her knee before tying in a knot behind it, they had three inch stiletto heels and open toes. Her hair was a dark colour but due to the lighting he could see neither the true colour nor the colour of her eyes, her face was hidden by a black mask that covered her from the tip of her pert nose to the centre of her forehead, he could smell the musky scent of roses, but couldn't place if he had ever smelt that before.
You're the one givin' up the love
Anytime he needs it
But you turn your back and then he's off
and runnin' with the crowd
You're the one to sacrifice
Anything to please him
Do you really think he thinks about you
when he's out
As the song progressed Draco found himself the victim of a very sexy lap dance. The mystery woman slid onto his lap and wiggled slightly against his groin as she ran her tongue from his collarbone to the hollow under his ear before lightly biting on his earlobe and soothing it by sucking on it and lathing it with her tongue. Draco felt the jolt of arousal that shot straight down his spine and pooled at his groin, instantly he was hard.
He's a cold-hearted snake
Look into his eyes
Oh, oh
He's been tellin' lies
He's a lover boy at play
He don't play by rules
Oh ho, oh, oh
Girl don't play the fool—now
The woman who was still straddling his lap, wrapped her legs around the back of the chair and crossed her ankles before letting go of his shoulders and leaning back until her torso dangled between his spread knees. Using only the muscles in her legs she pulled her upper body back up before swiftly kissing him on the lips and running her tongue along his lower lip.
It was only late last night
He was out there sneakin'
Then he called you up to check that you
were waiting by the phone
All the world's a candy store
He's been trick or treatin'
When it comes to true love girl with him
there's no one home
Removing herself from his lap, the dancer moved behind him and the next thing he knew her leg was over his shoulder and her foot was resting on the small space left on the chair between his strongly muscled thighs. Running her uncovered fingertips through his hair she sensuously rubbed her ankle against his swollen fly, causing him to gasp and for sweat to break out on his forehead and upper lip.
He's a cold-hearted snake
Look into his eyes
Oh, oh
He's been tellin' lies
He's a lover boy at play
He don't play by rules
Oh ho, oh, oh
Girl don't play the fool—now
Removing her leg, she sashayed in front of him her legs on either side of his and her back to him. Bending over she ran her hands up the inside of his legs starting at his ankles and finishing just shy of his groin, giving him a close up view of her backside as she did so.
You could find somebody better girl
He could only make you cry
You deserve somebody better girl
He's c-cold as ice
Turning around she straddled him again and placed both her hands on either side of his face and kissed him passionately, her tongue sliding into his mouth. She pulled away before he could respond to the kiss however, leaving him wanting more,
Stay away from him girl
c-c-c-cold hearted,
oo ah, ah
c-c-c-cold hearted. S-s-snake,
c-c-c-cold hearted,
oo ah, ah
c-c-c-cold hearted. S-s-snake,
He's a cold-hearted snake
Look into his eyes
Oh, oh
He's been tellin' lies
He's a lover boy at play
He don't play by rules
Oh ho, oh, oh
Girl don't play the fool
Moving a few feet in front of him she did a few quick dance moves, that boggled his mind on how flexible this girl was before she slid to her knees on the floor and crawled towards him as if she were a slave girl begging at her masters feet.
Look into his eyes
He's been tellin' lies He don't play by rules Girl don't play the fool
Placing her hands on his knees she slid her upper body along his legs and up his chest until his face was mere millimeters from being buried in her cleavage.
He's a cold-hearted snake
Look into his eyes
Oh, oh
He's been tellin' lies
He's a lover boy at play
He don't play by rules
Oh ho, oh, oh
Girl don't play the fool—now
Draco was about to slip his tongue out and taste the skin of the woman's cleavage but the song ended then and she pulled away and went to stand next to Pansy who was looking way to smug for Draco's liking.
"You call that revenge Parkinson? Hiring a professional dancer to give me a lap dance?" Draco sneered,
"Oh I call it revenge all right" Pansy answered smugly
"Oh really?" Draco smirked,
"Yes really! Revenge, Granger style!" Pansy retorted with a smug look on her face as the dancer removed her mask and pulled the clip from her hair tossing it out behind her. Draco's eyes widened for there standing in the skimpy dancers costume was none other than the Gryffindor Head Girl herself.
"Granger?!" Hermione smirked as she made her way over to where Draco was still tied in the chair and leant down, her breasts once again threatening to fall out of the top that she was almost wearing,
"Malfoy, tell me, how dirty do you feel knowing that it was the 'mudblood, know-it-all, bookworm' that put her hands all over you and her tongue in your mouth?" Hermione whispered in his ear, as she ran a fingertip down the side of his face and neck until she reached the open collar of his shirt. Draco lunged forwards but the ropes held him fast,
"Get your filthy hands off me mudblood" he snapped coldly, his eyes shimmering with an icy fury. Hermione merely smiled before nipping his earlobe with her sharp teeth and running her index finger along the bulging ridge of his fly as she pulled away and moved back to stand near Pansy and the rest of the Slytherin seventh year girls,
"How does it feel Draco? To know that you got turned on to such a point as you're ready to blow where you sit, and it was all done by your worst enemy" Pansy enquired with false sweetness,
"I'll kill you Parkinson, you and Granger are both dead"
"Oh you can try Draco dear, but then again why would you want to? I mean there is finally one girl at Hogwarts that has the ability to turn you on. Besides if you threaten Granger she can take care of herself, you saw what she did to Crabbe and Goyle when they tried to force themselves on her, I'd hate to think what she could do to you" Pansy replied. Draco paled when he remembered the fate that had befallen his two cronies when they had threatened the Gryffindor Princess, they had spent a month in the hospital wing recovering and barely escaped expulsion.
"I'll get you back for this Parkinson, its not the end"
"Oh I think it is, you see its only the female population here tonight and all of them except Granger and I, have signed secrecy contracts, once they leave this room they will not be able to tell a soul about what happened here tonight, they will remember it, but cannot write it down, nor speak of it to anyone. Granger and I on the other hand can, and you wouldn't want what happened here tonight getting to all the men in this school now would you, especially say, Potter and Weasley?"
"You evil bitch!"
"Yes I am, although I must admit, even though the plan was mine I was lucky that the one person who had the power to humiliate you more than I ever could is actually a professional dancer" despite his anger Draco gaped,
"Granger is a professional lap dancer?"
"Don't be stupid Malfoy! Of course I'm not, what Parkinson means is that I have been taking dancing lessons since I was three and that I compete in dancing recitals every summer" Hermione snapped in reply, then she turned to Pansy, "I'm finished, I'm going back to my dorm, I know from experience that this particular costume is nearly impossible to clean if not done straight away. I don't want to ruin it as I have to wear it for one of my routines this summer"
"Thanks for your help Granger" Pansy replied, as Hermione draped a cloak over her shoulders,
"Remember our deal" Hermione said, then after Pansy nodded she opened the door and left the room. The rest of the female population followed her until there was only Pansy left in the room with Draco.
"Untie me!" Draco growled,
"No, I think that I will head to bed. Oh don't worry those ropes will disappear ten minutes after I leave the room. If you haven't guessed already we are in the Room of Requirement, there is a bathroom over there if you need to 'relieve' yourself once you get free" Pansy sniggered as she walked to the door and opened it,
"This isn't over Parkinson"
"Oh but I think it is Draco" Pansy replied as she closed the door behind her.
Please read and review, as i said definately not one of my best, perhaps my worst to date, i just thought the song was appropriate for how Draco acts in the books and the only way i could piut it to good use was this way. The song is called ' Cold Hearted Snake' by Paula Abdul. This was only going to be a oneshot but if i get enough reviews asking i will turn it into a two shot with a second chapter! NO FLAMES PLEASE, i will accept contructive critisism but NO FLAMES!!!!!