Disclaimer: We do not own anything Harry Potter. This is sposed to be purely for fun and not to be taken seriously. We're just really hyper right now, and wired on a lot of caffination.
Loads of Toads
Codi J and Korey S
One sunny bright day, there was a boy. A kind of creepy boy, who had a lot of greasy hair. What was this boy's name? Oh what could it be?
Severus! Severus Snape was his name!
Not many people liked him…which wasn't hard to see why. He smelled of kitty litter and old cheese, and his eyes were as black as coal that burned. His nose was a long as a snowman's carrot nose, and it did this funny little hook thing at the tip. He was tall and lanky and pale as a newborn kitty cat.
Some people wondered if he was straight or not. But he was straight. Because he was in love with Lily Evans.
One sunny bright day, there was a girl. A kind of pretty girl who had bright green eyes. What was this girl's name? Oh what could it be?
Lily! Lily Evans was her name!
Everybody liked her…especially James Potter (who we will get to know later). She smelled of roses and fine wine. She had long auburn hair, that was silky and smooth…she must have used pantine pro-V. She was tall and lean and suntanned-golden as a Mayan goddess of sun.
She had had many boyfriends before. But none of them could ever love her the way she deserved to be loved.
One sunny bright day, there was a boy. A kind of cocky boy, who had messy black hair. What was this boy's name? Oh what could it be?
James! James Potter was his name!
Nearly everyone liked him…all except for Lily Evans and Severus Snape and Lucius Malfoy and a lot of other people that we don't have time to mention because we don't know their names… He smelled of grass and cheap cologne. He had eyes as blue as sky and his nose wasn't so big as Snape's was. And he was part of the Marauders. He was tall and muscular and a bit pale….like a Goth kid, only not.
Everyone knew he was straight because he stalked Lily Evans… (Who will later become his wife…they'll have baby Harry).
Now for the love triangle of…love and doom and death and despair and hugs and kisses and babies and marriage and hormones and …LOVE!
Snape loved Lily…James loved Lily. Lily said 'screw you all'!
…or…
The triangle could have been: James loved Lily…Lily loved Snape. And Snape loved James.
…
NAH! Slash isn't really my style. No slash…it be the nasty.
So! Snape loved Lily…James loved Lily. And Lily was so confused. She had two boys who loved her unconditionally. Kind of like Christine Daae in Phantom of the Opera.
But eventually there would come a time when the men would have to prove their love.