Last Talk
Written by Nightmare-Nerd
Author's Note: I do not own The Simpsons. Fox does. Please enjoy.
"Oh, what a great book..."
"Hell- Hello? Is anyone here?"
"Oh, dear... It's Milhouse..."
"Oh! Hey, Lisa!"
"Oh, hey there, Milhouse. What's going on?"
"Oh nothing, oh nothing... Just... It's just you and me, Lisa..."
"Look, Milhouse, you're... You're sweet... Um... But... Look, I..."
"I love you! I've always loved you and always will!"
"Milhouse... I..."
"Ever since we first met! Since then, I've always felt like we're destined to be together..."
"Milhouse..."
"... Forever...
"Look, Milhouse, I..."
"I've always known that you feel the same way! Now-"
"Look, Milhouse, I don't like you... Like that..."
"Wha- What?! What do you... What do you mean...?"
"Milhouse... Like I said, I like you but... I don't love you... I mean... We're friends and all and isn't that... Good enough?"
"Yeah... No... But... I... I don't... Understand."
"... Look, you're my brother's best friend, right?"
"Yeah, but-"
"If we got together, it'd just make our friendship when we break up... Awkward. Right?"
"Lisa, I-"
"I'm sorry, Milhouse, it's not you... I'm sorry... Now... Can I get back to reading?"
"..."
"Of course... Lisa."
"Oh good! Now, please be quiet, I'm trying to-"
Gasp.
"I'm sorry... Lisa..."
"... Mill... Milhouse... Wh... What?"
"It didn't have to end like this..."
"Milhouse... I'm... I'm..."
"You could have been my queen..."
"... Milhouse, I'm sorry, please..."
"You're my queen, still are... Sweetheart."
"I'm... I didn't mean..."
"Don't you dare flipping lie to me!"
"I'm sorry... I'm so sorry... Please, just don't-"
"Shut up!"
Stab.
"Milhouse!"
"Don't worry now, my precious flower, cause now..."
"Milhouse... I... Please... Don't..."
"Now, we'll be together..."
"Milhouse..."
"... Forever."
"Milhouse! No! Don't-!"
Slice.
Silence.