(It is Wednesday morning at Hasbro HQ. Discord is at reception.)
Discord: Hello, I'm here for an appointment with the executives of Hasbro.
Reception: Go ahead, they're on the top floor expecting you.
(Discord goes to an elevator. He reaches the top floor and goes into the executives' boardroom.)
Executive 1: Good morning, Mr. Discord. How can we help you at this time?
Discord: How about you listen to my outrageous opinion on My Little Pony: The Movie. I never got a part on that movie. I never got to speak on it either. The studio just put me as a background character at the end credits, for pete's sake. It's totally unfair. I'm the Lord of Chaos! I can bend the laws of physics. I can literally make anything happen with a snap on my fingers!
Executive 2: Well, sir, we understand your frustrations, but it turns out that the studio didn't have the budget to put you in the entire movie.
Discord: And why is that, huh? To make me look like a pariah, a nobody, a loser? The Mane 6 are probably enjoying themselves with the money they made on the movie while I'm stuck on the sidelines.
Executive 3: Mr. Discord, we don't think there's anything else we can do.
Discord: You don't, huh? Well how about this, when you're making the sequel, make me the star, just me, not the Mane 6, ME! I want it to be called "Discord: The Movie."
Executive 1: "Discord: The Movie"?
Discord: Precisely. Or are we going to have a problem? (Discord gets closer to the executives.)
(The executives huddle up and mumble behind Discord's back.)
Executive 1: We'll let you know when we have the chance.
(Discord pulls a disgruntled face and leaves the boardroom.)
(Later at his home, Discord is in tears while eating ice cream and watching My Little Pony: The Movie on Netflix.)
Discord: I wanted to be seen as myself and not as a balloon sculpture.
(Discord cries.)