Konnichiwa minna-san! This is basically my first fic so please be nice!!!! I'm TheGreatCheese's friend. You may have heard of me. Onegai, no flames. Just constructive criticism! ^_____________^

Disclaimer: *sigh* Inuyasha and characters are property of Rumiko Takahashi. If I owned Inuyasha there would be a lot more bishounen, Miroku wouldn't ruin the M/S moments, and Shippo's theme would play more often. Yep.

Inu torture!!!

KawaiiKirara: Hi, it's meeee! It's time to torture the cast of Inuyasha. Just gotta set the bait first.*lays out a bathtub full of ramen*

~A few seconds later~

Kagome: Inuyasha slow down!!!!!!!!

Inuyasha: Must..eat...ramen..*drools*

*Sango, Miroku, Shippo, and Kirara are close behind*

Kagome: Grrrrrrrrrr....OSUWARI!!!!!

*Inuyasha falls face first into the ramen*

Inuyasha: Kuso!

KawaiiKirara: Great, now that everyone's here we can start!

Miroku: Well hello there I-

KawaiiKirara: Hiraikotsu!!!! *bangs Miroku with Hiraikotsu*

Sango: Where'd you get that!?!?!?!?

KawaiiKirara: I sto--I mean..I found it!!!!.um..yeah.heh..*sweatdrop* Anyway, you guys are gonna help me with some stuff.

Inuyasha: Feh! Says who!?

KawaiiKirara: Says meeeeee! *pulls out tape recorder and hits play*

Tape recorder: OSUWARI!!!! ( It's Kagome's voice

Inuyasha: Gahhhh!!!! *hits floor*

KawaiiKirara: Now if we could PLEASE START!!!!!!! *pulls out giant bag of popcorn* BEHOLD!!!!!!!!!

Inuyasha: *sniff sniff* MMMMMmmmmmm!!!!! What is that stuff?????

KawaiiKirara: It's......popcorn!!! The nutritional snack that should be part of anyone's day!

Everyone: Pop..corn...

Inuyasha: STOP YAPPING AND GIVE ME SOOOME!!!!!!!!

KawaiiKirara: Okie dokie!! ^-^ *throws handful of popcorn at Yasha's head*

Inuyasha: Ow.*munch* Wooooooooowwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THIS STUFF *MUNCH* IS GGGGGGGGGGGGGGRRRRRRRREEEEEEEATTTTT!!!!!

KawaiiKirara: *Throws tiny piece in the air*

Inu: *Jumps up and catches it*

KawaiiKirara: Everyone catch on? o_~ Take a handful and get ready!

Everyone: *Throws handful in different directions*

Inuyasha: *somehow that will never be known catches every piece before they hit the ground*

KawaiiKirara: Behold! Glue! *glues a piece of popcorn to Inuyasha's back*

Inuyasha: *frantically trying to reach popcorn* Eeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!! Waaaaaaaaaa

KawaiiKirara: Ok, now that I'm out of popcorn. What shall we do next.*scans area* Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!! *runs around in circles while humming I Am*

Shippo: Hurry up!

KawaiiKirara: Ah kawaii!!!!!! *huggle*

Shippo: Kagome she's scaring me!!!!!!! Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!

Kagome: Get away from Shippo-chan!

KawaiiKirara: He's mine!!!!

Kagome: Noooo!!!!!

Miroku: CAT FIGHT CAT FIGHT CAT FIGHT! CAT FI-OW!!!!

Sango: *pick's up Hiraikotsu* SHUT UP!!

Miroku: Saaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!!!!!!! Everyone else is busy, right...

Sango: HENTAI!!! *HUWACK*

Miroku: *twitching on the ground*

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Well...hmmmm.....I had writers block..I probably won't continue this fic....give me advice please!