Disclaimer: Askoo and I don't own this. That's probably a good thing. This
story is proof of that.
A/N The following story is not for those of you with deathly allergic reactions to stupidity.
Paweebee: The following story is a completely nonsensical story that Askoo and I wrote because we were bored and on caffeine.
Askoo: Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
Paweebee: I sure hope not. Shut up, Askoo. Anyway, welcome to Survivor, Nicaragua: The Hogwarts Edition. The two teams are the Pinky team and the Brain team, because Askoo and I are not good at making up gibberish. On the Pinky team, we have Harry, Snape, Ron, Hermione, Filch, Malfoy, and Lupin.
Askoo: On the Brain team, we have Fred, Ginny, Charlie, Peeves, Hagrid, George, Sirius, and Dudley. Most of these characters won't be doing anything and are just space fillers, but hey, what can you do?
Malfoy: So really, the Brain team is the stupid one?
Paweebee: Shut up, minion, it's not your turn to talk.
Malfoy: Pouts.
Askoo: So now what?
Paweebee: We'll take a commercial break so people can be on the edge of their seats for the first challenge.
Askoo: Oh.
~Commercial Break~
Paweebee: Now we're back!
Askoo: So what's the first challenge?
Paweebee: I changed my mind. I want to vote someone off so the teams are uneven.
Askoo: That wouldn't be fair.
Paweebee: Who cares? The whole show is camera controlled anyway. Oops, we'll need to edit that. Let's take another commercial break so that the contestants can cast their votes.
~Commercial Break~
Paweebee: Now we're back! Let's all sit around the campfire and debate about who will stay in the game.
Askoo: Okay. Debate, everyone.
Harry: Wait!
Askoo: Why? I have been! You should be falling off the edge of your seat!
Harry: No, I just have a question.
Askoo: Paweebee, check your script, I don't think this sounds right.
Harry: No! I just have to check something. You were supposed to vote for who you want to win, right?
Askoo: What an idiot. Such a shame, too, because you, Harry, must have your torch wooshed. Go home.
Harry: We haven't even counted the votes!
Paweebee: True, but anyone stupid enough to vote for themselves definitely needs to go.
Harry: You can't do that!
Paweebee: Yes we can. We're the hosts/co-authoresses! We can do whatever we want.
Harry: But, but. . .
~Riot~
Askoo: Looks like it's time for another commercial break.
Paweebee: No, we're not taking another commercial break.
Askoo: Why not?
Paweebee: Because you annoy me. Now shut up.
Askoo: Pouts.
Paweebee: Anyway it's time for the first challenge. Let's see. . . I know, which ever team lasts the longest without fighting. The catch is, they don't know this is the challenge. Let's check in on the Pinky team.
Ron: So what do we do?
Hermione: I suggest we build a primitive shelter out of materials that can be found in various locations to protect us from the harsh. . .
Snape: Shut up, Granger.
Lupin: You shut up.
Snape: You shut up
Lupin: You shut up
Snape: You shut up
Dumbledore: Now now, there's no reason to. . .
Lupin and Snape: Shut up, Dumbledore!
Snape: You shut up
Lupin: You shut up
Paweebee: Um. . . Why don't we check in on the other team?
Snape: Shut up Paweebee
Paweebee: Don't tell me to shut up, Snape. I am the host/co-authoress. You can't tell me to shut up.
Snape: Shut up
Paweebee: You shut up
~cut to Brain team~
Askoo: So here we are, the Brain team. Let's see if their name reflects who they really are.
Sirius: So what shall we do, Fred?
George: No, I'm Fred.
Sirius: What?
Fred: He's George, and I'm
George: Fred?
Sirius: George?
Fred: No, Fred
George, No, I'm Fred
Sirius: So you're Fred, and he's George?
George: Who's George
Fred: I'm George!
George: And who's me?
Sirius: What?
Askoo: Okay, nevermind. Time for another commercial break.
~commercial break~
Dudley: (Bawling) I wanna go home!
Ginny: Sirius, get him to shut up.
Sirius: No, I'm Hagrid.
Ginny: Then who's that?
Hagrid: I'm Charlie.
Ginny: But Charlie's over there.
Charlie: No, I'm Hagrid.
Ginny: I thought Sirius was Hagrid?
Sirius: No, I'm Charlie.
Ginny: So you're both Charlie and you're Hagrid
Hagrid: No, I'm Sirius.
George (or is it Fred?): Hey we're the ones that are supposed to confuse people. Besides, you three don't look a thing alike.
Sirius: We don't have to look alike, Ginny's gullible.
Ginny: What's gullible mean?
Charlie: It's written all over the ceiling, Ginny.
Ginny: When did we get a ceiling?
Askoo: (drops luxury hotel next to them) congratulations, you won the challenge!
Sirius: What challenge?
Askoo: the challenge no one knew about
Malfoy: That's not fair, I wanted to win.
Paweebee: You're not supposed to be here, Malfoy
Malfoy: Shut up
Paweebee: You shut up
Malfoy: You shut up
~Commercial Break~
Askoo" Okay, so the brain team annoys me, so I'll have to join the Pinky team and see what they are up to.
Ron: This is stupid
Hermione: If you'd actually pay attention, we might get somewhere. So Askoo, what's the next challenge?
Askoo: What challenge?
Hermione: There's no challenge?
Askoo: Don't question me.
Hermione: But. . .
Ron: Don't question the host, we lost okay?
Snape: And who's fault is that?
Ron: Um. . . yours.
Hermione: Stop blaming people, Ron.
All: Shut up, Hermione!
Askoo: Okay, so we are getting absolutely nowhere. It looks as though we need another commercial break.
Snape: No!
Hermione: Exactly! It's not fair! We have less people on our team.
All: Shut up, Hermione!
Snape: If you play another one of those Herbal Essence commercials, I'll kill you!
Askoo: We're going to have to edit that.
Ron: Is you're hair too greasy, Snape? Can't you stand to see your best buddy, Lucius Malfoy make the big bucks?
Snape: I'm going to. . .
Askoo: Cut! We will have no violence on this show. This show is to promote happiness and well-being
Paweebee: And advertise for the Oscar Mayer company.
Askoo: We need to work together. Just because a few of you are smelly or slimy or filthy or greasy, doesn't mean. . .
Snape: You. . .!
~Commercial Break~
A/N: Hey everyone! Hope you're enjoying this so far! I know there are a couple of these out there, but ours is better because I'm writing it and I am the Supreme Ruler of the Universe. All must bow down and worship me! I guess me and Askoo are kinda co-rulers, but Paweebee controls Askoo's mind, so I'm kinda in charge of both of us. Um. . . So we already have, like, eight chapters written in this notebook we have, but Askoo's computer won't let her on, and I'm not a very motivated person, so it might be a while between updates. I do tend to get motivated, though, when people review. Which reminds me, check out my other account (Little Lady Lindy), which I finally got around to putting on this favorite authors list.
So anyway, I guess that's about it . . . Thanks for reading, please review!
A/N The following story is not for those of you with deathly allergic reactions to stupidity.
Paweebee: The following story is a completely nonsensical story that Askoo and I wrote because we were bored and on caffeine.
Askoo: Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
Paweebee: I sure hope not. Shut up, Askoo. Anyway, welcome to Survivor, Nicaragua: The Hogwarts Edition. The two teams are the Pinky team and the Brain team, because Askoo and I are not good at making up gibberish. On the Pinky team, we have Harry, Snape, Ron, Hermione, Filch, Malfoy, and Lupin.
Askoo: On the Brain team, we have Fred, Ginny, Charlie, Peeves, Hagrid, George, Sirius, and Dudley. Most of these characters won't be doing anything and are just space fillers, but hey, what can you do?
Malfoy: So really, the Brain team is the stupid one?
Paweebee: Shut up, minion, it's not your turn to talk.
Malfoy: Pouts.
Askoo: So now what?
Paweebee: We'll take a commercial break so people can be on the edge of their seats for the first challenge.
Askoo: Oh.
~Commercial Break~
Paweebee: Now we're back!
Askoo: So what's the first challenge?
Paweebee: I changed my mind. I want to vote someone off so the teams are uneven.
Askoo: That wouldn't be fair.
Paweebee: Who cares? The whole show is camera controlled anyway. Oops, we'll need to edit that. Let's take another commercial break so that the contestants can cast their votes.
~Commercial Break~
Paweebee: Now we're back! Let's all sit around the campfire and debate about who will stay in the game.
Askoo: Okay. Debate, everyone.
Harry: Wait!
Askoo: Why? I have been! You should be falling off the edge of your seat!
Harry: No, I just have a question.
Askoo: Paweebee, check your script, I don't think this sounds right.
Harry: No! I just have to check something. You were supposed to vote for who you want to win, right?
Askoo: What an idiot. Such a shame, too, because you, Harry, must have your torch wooshed. Go home.
Harry: We haven't even counted the votes!
Paweebee: True, but anyone stupid enough to vote for themselves definitely needs to go.
Harry: You can't do that!
Paweebee: Yes we can. We're the hosts/co-authoresses! We can do whatever we want.
Harry: But, but. . .
~Riot~
Askoo: Looks like it's time for another commercial break.
Paweebee: No, we're not taking another commercial break.
Askoo: Why not?
Paweebee: Because you annoy me. Now shut up.
Askoo: Pouts.
Paweebee: Anyway it's time for the first challenge. Let's see. . . I know, which ever team lasts the longest without fighting. The catch is, they don't know this is the challenge. Let's check in on the Pinky team.
Ron: So what do we do?
Hermione: I suggest we build a primitive shelter out of materials that can be found in various locations to protect us from the harsh. . .
Snape: Shut up, Granger.
Lupin: You shut up.
Snape: You shut up
Lupin: You shut up
Snape: You shut up
Dumbledore: Now now, there's no reason to. . .
Lupin and Snape: Shut up, Dumbledore!
Snape: You shut up
Lupin: You shut up
Paweebee: Um. . . Why don't we check in on the other team?
Snape: Shut up Paweebee
Paweebee: Don't tell me to shut up, Snape. I am the host/co-authoress. You can't tell me to shut up.
Snape: Shut up
Paweebee: You shut up
~cut to Brain team~
Askoo: So here we are, the Brain team. Let's see if their name reflects who they really are.
Sirius: So what shall we do, Fred?
George: No, I'm Fred.
Sirius: What?
Fred: He's George, and I'm
George: Fred?
Sirius: George?
Fred: No, Fred
George, No, I'm Fred
Sirius: So you're Fred, and he's George?
George: Who's George
Fred: I'm George!
George: And who's me?
Sirius: What?
Askoo: Okay, nevermind. Time for another commercial break.
~commercial break~
Dudley: (Bawling) I wanna go home!
Ginny: Sirius, get him to shut up.
Sirius: No, I'm Hagrid.
Ginny: Then who's that?
Hagrid: I'm Charlie.
Ginny: But Charlie's over there.
Charlie: No, I'm Hagrid.
Ginny: I thought Sirius was Hagrid?
Sirius: No, I'm Charlie.
Ginny: So you're both Charlie and you're Hagrid
Hagrid: No, I'm Sirius.
George (or is it Fred?): Hey we're the ones that are supposed to confuse people. Besides, you three don't look a thing alike.
Sirius: We don't have to look alike, Ginny's gullible.
Ginny: What's gullible mean?
Charlie: It's written all over the ceiling, Ginny.
Ginny: When did we get a ceiling?
Askoo: (drops luxury hotel next to them) congratulations, you won the challenge!
Sirius: What challenge?
Askoo: the challenge no one knew about
Malfoy: That's not fair, I wanted to win.
Paweebee: You're not supposed to be here, Malfoy
Malfoy: Shut up
Paweebee: You shut up
Malfoy: You shut up
~Commercial Break~
Askoo" Okay, so the brain team annoys me, so I'll have to join the Pinky team and see what they are up to.
Ron: This is stupid
Hermione: If you'd actually pay attention, we might get somewhere. So Askoo, what's the next challenge?
Askoo: What challenge?
Hermione: There's no challenge?
Askoo: Don't question me.
Hermione: But. . .
Ron: Don't question the host, we lost okay?
Snape: And who's fault is that?
Ron: Um. . . yours.
Hermione: Stop blaming people, Ron.
All: Shut up, Hermione!
Askoo: Okay, so we are getting absolutely nowhere. It looks as though we need another commercial break.
Snape: No!
Hermione: Exactly! It's not fair! We have less people on our team.
All: Shut up, Hermione!
Snape: If you play another one of those Herbal Essence commercials, I'll kill you!
Askoo: We're going to have to edit that.
Ron: Is you're hair too greasy, Snape? Can't you stand to see your best buddy, Lucius Malfoy make the big bucks?
Snape: I'm going to. . .
Askoo: Cut! We will have no violence on this show. This show is to promote happiness and well-being
Paweebee: And advertise for the Oscar Mayer company.
Askoo: We need to work together. Just because a few of you are smelly or slimy or filthy or greasy, doesn't mean. . .
Snape: You. . .!
~Commercial Break~
A/N: Hey everyone! Hope you're enjoying this so far! I know there are a couple of these out there, but ours is better because I'm writing it and I am the Supreme Ruler of the Universe. All must bow down and worship me! I guess me and Askoo are kinda co-rulers, but Paweebee controls Askoo's mind, so I'm kinda in charge of both of us. Um. . . So we already have, like, eight chapters written in this notebook we have, but Askoo's computer won't let her on, and I'm not a very motivated person, so it might be a while between updates. I do tend to get motivated, though, when people review. Which reminds me, check out my other account (Little Lady Lindy), which I finally got around to putting on this favorite authors list.
So anyway, I guess that's about it . . . Thanks for reading, please review!