Maria sighed with loving adoration as her child lept into her arms. This child, though she may be the bastard daughter of the evil Lord Voldemort, was very precious to Maria. Maria had named her Vanessa and took care to shelter her from the backlash of the sins of her father. Maria even went so far as to renounce atheism and converted to Christianity.
Vanessa had perfectly sleek jet-black hair that hung down to the floor. Maria never had had the heart to cut it. The child had a face of angelic perfection, obviously a gift from the Lord. Vanessa's dark violet eyes had white-golden borders that anyone but a precious metals expert would mistake for silver.
Looking at her daughter, Maria always felt a tinge of envy. Maria's own black hair could never be as purely amazing as Vanessa's. No one ever had any qualms with cutting Maria's hair, except Maria, who liked it long. Maria's violet eyes could never be as dark and rich as Vanessa's. The silver borders of Maria's eyes looked like a joke when compared to the white-gold of her daughter's. All in all, Maria knew that she would always be plain, while her daughter would always be a goddess.
Vanessa remembered, just a minute ago, when Vanessa questioned her about her conversion to Christianity.
"Why did you convert to Christianity? What's so great about it?" Vanessa had asked, tilting her head in innocent curiosity.
"Well, there are many reasons, the main one being that we needed Jesus' protection from the backlash against anyone with relation to He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named. You are his daughter after all," she had explained, unable to say Voldemort's name, even after all these years.
The follow up question had been: "Well, how did you know that Jesus could protect us?"
"Well," she had answered, "a very good friend of mine from the Muggle world told me about him. I visited a church and went to the alter. At the alter, I felt the Holy Spirit come over me and I confessed my sins and converted to Christianity."
"Oh," Vanessa had said, nodding her head in understanding, "could you sing a song about Jesus for me, pretty please!"
Maria had laughed, jovial at her daughter's request, "How could I say no to that?"
She then had begun singing:
"Everyone needs compassion, love that's never failing! Let mercy fall on me! Everyone needs forgiveness, the kindness of a savior, the hope of nations!
"Savior, he can move the mountains! My God is mighty to save, he is mighty to save! Forever, author of salvation! He rose and conquered the grave, Jesus conquered the grave!
"So take me as you find me, all my fears and failures! Fill my life again! I give my life to follow everything I believe in! Now I surrender!
"Savior, he can move the mountains! My God is mighty to save, he is mighty to save! Forever, author of salvation! He rose and conquered the grave, Jesus conquered the grave!
"Shine your light in, let the whole world see we're singing for the glory of the risen king, Jesus! Shine your light in, let the whole world see we're singing for the glory of the risen king!
"Oh my savior, you can move the mountains! You are mighty to save, you are mighty to save! Forever, author of salvation! You rose and conquered the grave, oh you conquered the grave!
"Oh my savior, you can move the mountains! You are mighty to save, you are mighty to save! Forever, author of salvation! You rose and conquered the grave, Jesus conquered the grave!
"Shine your light in, let the whole world see we're singing for the glory of the risen king, Jesus! Shine your light in, let the whole world see we're singing for the glory of the risen king!"
"Is all that stuff true," Vanessa had asked, "about Jesus conquering the grave without a Horcrux."
Instead of answering, Marie had allowed the Holy Spirit answer for her.
"It is true, my child, never doubt it. Jesus is the Alpha and the Omega, the first and the last, the one who was, and is, and is to come. His soul is also completely pure, so creating something as vile as a Horcrux would have been out of the question."
That bring us to the present, where Vanessa and Maria are in the middle of a hug/wrestling match. Maria lets Vanessa win. Pinning Maria to the floor, Vanessa squealed in triumph.
Then, Jesus showed up, making his presence known with a flash of divine light from which he materialized.
"Vanessa, My child, how good it is to finally talk to you face to face. I am here because I have an important mission for you. In the fall, you will be invited to attend Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. You will, however, not be attending as a witch. Rather, you will be attending as My priestess. I am happy to say that the Headmistress, Luna Lovegood, is now Mine. She cannot, however, save My magical children from the sins of satanic witchcraft and sorcery on her own, as she is one sheep in a den of wolves. Magic is a word for something that cannot be otherwise explained in the natural. Everything that is considered magical is truly spiritual. It is, in origin, a gift from the Father. The enemy, however, is always seeking to corrupt what is pure. It is because of the evil one that your biological father was as twisted as he was. The dark side, however, is not the only thing that is corrupt. The so-called light side is corrupt in different ways. Only those who seek Me can avoid the inevitable corruption of the evil one. This is why I ask you, Vanessa Riddle, to take up My staff and My word and use them to fight the corruption of the evil one and save the lost."
Vanessa nodded, eager to please the lover of her soul.
Jesus retrieved a wooden staff, of the same kind Moses and Aaron long ago used to free the Isrealites from slavery in Egypt. This one, however, was crafted by the King of Kings to be a surrogate wand. The staff parted, much like Lucius Malfoy's, to produce a wand-sized stick. The whole staff was infused with the power of the Holy Spirit and would use the purity in its holders spiritual core to cast miracles, or "spells" as they are called. The staff would repel any and all satanic magic. It was the perfect weapon for a servant of God. The other item He gave her was a divinely bound copy of the Holy Scriptures. It was printed in heavenly languages, but anyone reading it would see the words in their native tongue. It was the perfect evangelical tool for a servant of God.
"Now, Vanessa Riddle, I will take you to Diagon Alley. I could get you everything you need, but what would the point in that be? You are my priestess, not my slave. You must be allowed to have ultimate control over what you take to Hogwarts."
Jesus had, of course, answered unspoken questions. It was only natural for the omniscient being to exercise His omniscience, as He wanted Vanessa to know His power well enough not to fear those who could not touch her. He grabbed her, and without further ado transported her to the streets of Diagon Alley.
The first store the Messiah and His priestess visited was Flourish and Blotts. Despite having mostly atheistic customers, the wizarding book store had plenty of religious texts, including a whole shelf of christian literature. Many wizards find Muggle religion facinating. If only they knew...
Without any prompting from the founder of the religion, who found a satanic shelf to wreck in righteous anger, Vanessa bought a Strong's concordance, Ed Murphy's Guide to Spiritual Warfare, Lee Strobel's A Case for Christ, A Case for Faith, A Case for the Real Jesus, and A Case for a Creator, and many other books by Christian authors.
After buying all of the religious books she wanted, she scanned the text books with her staff. The staff would alert her if any book was dangerous, the Holy Spirit had told her. The room was cosmetically very cozy with browns and other comfortable colors in its scheme. The books however, ranged anywhere from an angry red to a soothing green. As she found out from the staff, the colors of the books didn't give any information about what was inside the books.
She bought every book that the staff approved of, because she loved to read. The gold in her pockets never ran out, and she has the King of Kings to thank for that. Every book she bought, she would place in a pile next to Jesus, who was still angry at the satanic books. When she was done, she tapped the pile of books with her staff, and they transported to her room back home.
The next stop was Madame Malkin's.
Madame Malkin took Vanessa's measurements.
Vanessa picked out her outfit. A modest, jet-black pencil-skirt was the first thing she bought, with a white blouse second, and a jet-black dress sweater third. The final touch was a simple, black cloak. She ordered five of each.
Madame Malkin asked if she needed anything else. Vanessa looked to Jesus, who said nothing. Shrugging, she shook her head.
She shopped for potion supplies third.
With a pewter cauldron and various potions ingredients obtained, Vanessa sat down on a bench and opened her bible. Getting comfortable, she proceeded to read it cover to cover. After that, she fell asleep in the arms of Jesus.
She woke up the next morning after sleeping more soundly than she did in a bed. Jesus took her to the Leaky Cauldron, where she found a room to change into her new outfit. The pencil skirt hugged her hips comfortably and the blouse was just as comfortable. This was a first. She looked like a professional and felt comfortable. The sweater and the cloak sheltered her from the breeze coming in through the windows. She loved it.
Jesus watched with pride as his priestess walked out of the changing room in her new clothes. Hogwarts wouldn't know what hit it.
When she walked up to him he wrapped his arms around her and transported her back home.
Maria almost cried when she saw her daughter's new look. The professional black and white accented the color in Vanessa's eyes beautifully.
After packing her books and clothes in her trunk, Vanessa hugged Jesus and thanked Him for all the help. Jesus dematerialized in a flash of divine light. Once He left, Vanessa parted her staff and placed the sheath in her trunk. She then strapped it to her left forearm. It would look like a wand and act as a Priestess' staff. Headmistress Lovegood would be the only one she would reveal its true nature to for now. Speaking of the headmistress, she would have to floo to Luna's office to get ready to evangelize Hogwarts.
Stepping into the Floo, she threw the powder and shouted, "Luna's office!"
She arrived at the headmistress' office where she was greeted by Luna Lovegood, the headmistress of Hogwarts.
"Hello, you must be Vanessa. Jesus told me you would be coming. Allow me to welcome you to Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. Satan really likes to hang out here and screw with people. We're here to fight his influence," Luna said, a grin appearing on her face.
I have indeed come to the right place.