(I don't own Family Guy and unfortunately, never will)
1st Chapter
It was just another normal day in Quahog. The sun was shining and everyone seemed happy, very happy. Well, everyone except a little fellow, Stewart Gilligan Griffin. Sitting in his room, wearing his red overalls and yellow sweater, he seemed a little bit off. Outside everyone else were playing tennis or doing races or rope skipping, whatever it was that they were doing, they were happy. But in that specific room, where was that specific kid, nothing seemed happy nor cheerful nor lively. Stewie's face was blank. And that was how Brian found him when he entered his room.
-Hey Stewie! What are you doing here alone?
-I'm thinking mutt, do you know what that is?
Brian ignored the insult and simply asked:
-So, what are you thinking about?
-It's not of your business.
-Then, bye.
Brian left and Stewie was again alone.
-I hate that mutt!
No, you don't!
-Shut up, brain!
But it was true. Stewie didn't hate Brian. Actually, Stewie didn't hate Brian at all. He loved him and he couldn't deny it. But unfortunately, he couldn't say that he was in a relationship with Brian and neither could he tell if Brian was in love with him too.
-Well, I'll think about this later, now I want to play!
This said, Stewie grabbed two play figures and started creating a story.
'It was cold in Lavatown and Manny and Perry were alone in a big house. Unfortunately, there were no coats nor heaters nor blankets and they had to use their body heat to warm themselves.
-It's so cold, Manny!
-Hug me, Perry, and you'll get warmer.
-Oh Manny, your muscles are so big and toned.
- And so are yours Perry.
-Kiss me! '
Meanwhile Brian entered Stewie's room and heard the last part of the story. When he saw the play figures kissing he started laughing and Stewie turned his head towards Brian. He was doomed! Now that Brian saw this, he didn't have courage to tell him how he felt and was certain that Brian would start mocking him.
-What an interesting story! Mind if I play with you?
-Go away!
But Brian didn't leave. He sat next to Stewie, grabbed one of the play figures and started moving him around.
-My name is Stewie and I love watching guys kissing each other's mouths.
-Stop it!
But it was too late. Attracted by the screams, Lois entered in Stewie's room without even knocking.
-What's happening here?
-A little privacy please? Because I don't remember telling you that you could enter in my bloody room without knocking!
-Brian, what was this fuzz all about?
Brian looked at Stewie and then smiled at Lois.
-Lois, I have strong reasons to believe that Stewie is gay.
( next chapter will be posted when I have at least one review or a person following )