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Ten Things
because lists are so much fun to make

Ten Things I Noticed About Teme U. Since Sakura H. Began to Date Him

By: Naruto

1) He SMILED once

2) He kissed her cheek IN PUBLIC

3) He glares at any dude within a MILE

4) He told me I was a good friend (CREPY!)

5) Holds her HAND when they're close

6) The bastard said he LOVED her on top of the Hokage Mountain

7) He gets this sappy freaking' WEIRD look on his face

8) He buys her EVERYTHING she wants

9) Teme REMEBERS things like anniversaries (GOMEN Hinata-chan!)

10) He's ALWAYS with her

"Do something wild for me."

Sasuke raised an eyebrow. "Like what?" he asked, ignoring Naruto's snort.

She shrugged.

He nodded. "Well," he said, "it's our six month anniversary tomorrow…"

She smiled. Naruto stared.

Ten Things I Noticed About Sasuke U. Since Sakura H. Began to Date Him

By: Ino Yamanaka

1) He bought her flowers on their anniversary! (Where the hell are mine, Shika?)

2) I could've sworn I heard him say, "Sakura Uchiha." (ADORABLE!)

3) Omigosh—I saw him say, "Thanks idiot." (Once, but whatever!)

4) He buys her coffee everyday! (Where's mine Shikamaru?)

5) He's always visiting her at the hospital (where are you Shikamaru?)

6) He asked once what kind of jewelry girls like. (I told him diamonds and pearls. I also told him she enjoys amethysts A LOT. She showed up once with THE most EXPENSIVE bracelet I've EVER seen!)

7) He BUYS her EVERYTHING she wants. Lucky biotch.

8) HE WRITES HER SONGS! GR! (WHERE THE HELL ARE MINE NARA?)

9) He asked if I liked the songs, so he would know if Sakura would like them. THAT MEANS HE CARES FOR HER ENOUGH TO ASK ME!

10) HE BUYS HER EVERYTHING!

"Yamanka."

"Sasuke."

"What kind of jewelry do girls like?" was his blunt reply.

Her mouth fell open. "Um…wedding rings?"

Ten Things I Noticed About Sasuke U. Since Sakura H. Began to Date Him

By: Shikamaru Nara

This is to damn troublesome.

And I hate him now.

My girlfriend won't talk to me.

Asshole.

Ten Things I Noticed About Sasuke U. Since Sakura H. Began to Date Him

By: Hinata Hyuuga

1) He seems so nicer

2) He smiled once

3) He took care of her when she caught the flu

4) I think he said "Sakura Uchiha…Sakura Haruno-Uchiha…" once. Or twice. Or I found a journal.

5) He glares at Naruto-kun when he hugs Sakura-san

Gomen, but that's all I could think of really. And Naruto-kun, it's okay if you forget about the anniversary and my birthday

Ten Things I Noticed About Sasuke U. Since Sakura H. Began to Date Him

By: TenTen

All of the above.

Also -

1) He got rid of her fanclub - there weren't many, but she has a fanclub.

Ten Things I Noticed About Sasuke U. Since Sakura H. Began to Date Him

By: Neji Hyuuga

I joined the I Hate Uchiha Club today.

Arsehole took my girlfriend.

Arsehole's friend spelled "creepy" wrong.

Karma sucks when your girlfriend of six months dumps you.