Author Note: I don't own anything, I carried a watermelon.

I opened my Facebook page and began to scroll through all the random updates from family and friends. Some were humorus: Alice Whitlock: Home improvement project not going so well for my husband.

I smiled and mused to myself, " Poor Jasper, you're a restaurant manager, dude, not Ty Pennington. I hope you don't break anything.'

Random comments continued until three fourths of the way down the page when I saw IT.

Edward Cullen is in a relationship.

AN: Let me know if this sounds like a fun romp through the world of old loves, new loves, ones that got away and late night tequila confessionals.