Author's Note:
Guess what everyone? Time for a new installment in the Ninja Turtles saga! As you may remember, Raph, Donnie, Leo and Mikey met that foxy, roving reporter, April O'Neil and went on a mission to find her father, who had been captured by the evil race known as, the Kraang's. They failed, but now, they are going to fulfill their duty.
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
Heroes in a half shell
Turtle power!
Here we go! It's the lean, green, ninja team
On the scene, cool teens doing ninja things
So extreme, out the sewers like laser beams
Get rocked with the shell-shocked pizza kings
Can't stop these radical dudes
The secret of the ooze made the chosen few
Emerge from the shadows to make their move
The good guys win and the bad guys lose
Leonardo's the leader in blue,
Does anything it takes to get his ninjas through
Donatello is a fellow, has a way with machines
Raphael has the most attitude on the team
Michelangelo, he's one of a kind,
And you know just where to find him when it's party time
Master Splinter taught them every single skill they need
To be one lean, mean, green incredible team
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
Heroes in a half shell
Turtle power!
Our story begins on top of a roof where the turtles are out on their night patrol. Donnie was looking through a telescope.
"Spot anything?" asked Leonardo.
"Nothing yet" Donatello said as he kept looking through the scope.
At that same time, Raphael was sitting down impatiently. Mikey however, started poking his brother on the head. Raphael tried to get Mikey's finger off, but Mikey kept poking his head.
"Heh, heh, heh" Mikey laughed.
Just as Mikey was about to tap Raph's head again, Raph grabbed Mikey's finger and squeezed it.
"AAH" Mikey screamed as his knuckles cracked.
"Guys" Leo whispered "When ninjas are on surveillance, they are supposed to be quiet"
"Sorry Leo" said Mikey "I'll try to scream a lot quieter"
Mikey poked Raph's head again and started giggling. Raph couldn't take it anymore, grabbed Mikey's finger, wrestled him to the ground and put him in a headlock.
"Say it" Raph said as he choked Mikey.
"Raphael is a wise, all-knowing person and he is superior to me in every way possible" Mikey said through being choked.
"And..." Raph locked his head tighter.
"And I am a lowly scum ball not worthy of his time" Mikey squeaked through more choking.
"And?" Raph grinned.
Mikey squealed "And I am not fit to walk this Earth, because-"
"Enough" said Leo "We have to be quiet to make sure we don't get spotted"
"This is all a waste of time" Raph angrily said "What makes you think that the Kraang are gonna show up at this hour?"
"Don't worry bro" said Donnie "I got some good intel that they'd be here"
"April told you, didn't she?" the turtles deadpanned.
"What can I say?" Donnie shrugged "She's a roving reporter and the nosy type. Not to mention the best intel we've got. Besides, we have to save her dad. We promised her that we'd save her dad from a bunch redundant speaking brain aliens"
"Or we could just stand on a roof and do nothing" Raph said sarcastically.
Just then, the door to the roof opened up. There was a fat human man.
"What the heck's going on here?" he asked.
He was more than shocked to see the turtles. He didn't know they were real. He thought they were people in costumes.
"What're you doing? Playing dress up?" he rudely asked.
"No sir" said Leonardo "We were just-"
Just then, the guy saw his busted up satellite dish on the rooftop.
"Which one of you slimy green hamshanks busted my satellite dish?" the man demanded.
"Hamshanks?!" Raphael shouted.
"I don't even know what that means" said Donatello.
"Neither do I" said Raph "But I don't like it!"
As Raph was about to draw his weapons, Leo stopped him.
"Come on" said Leonardo "Let's just go"
Just as the turtles started to walk away, the man started to think of something to tick them off.
"That's right you spineless creampuff" the man said mockingly to Raph "Go crying to your mommy"
"HEY!" Raph shouted as he drew his Sai's "You'd better watch your mouth buddy!"
"Or what?" the man smirked at Raph "I didn't know you had salad tongs"
"SALAD TONGS?!" Raphael shouted.
He tried to attack the man out of rage, but his brothers kept holding him back. The man however, kept mocking Raph and insulting him every chance he got. At that same time, Kraang Droids were carrying canisters of mutagen into their van. As soon as they were done, they heard Raphael's bickering with the man on the roof.
"You want a piece of me?" the man asked with a smirk on his face.
"When I'm through with you! A piece of you is all that's gonna be left!" Raphael shouted as his brother's held him back.
Just then, a laser shot right at them. The turtles turned around and saw the Kraang Droids.
"Great" Leonardo said sarcastically "Kraang Droids. Thanks for blowing our cover, Raph"
The droid's started shooting right at the turtles, while the turtles used their weapons to defend themselves. At that same time, the man ran into the rooftop door and started recording the whole action with his phone.
"Holy cow" he said to himself "They're some kind of Kung-Fu Frogs"
The turtles used their weapons to fight of the droids, while the man was recording everything on video.
"Keep it up Kung-Fu Frogs" he said as he kept recording "This is pure gold"
"We're not frogs you idiot!" Raphael shouted "We're turtles!"
"And this is not Kung-Fu" Donatello added "This is Ninjutsu"
"Guys" said Leonardo "He got us on video and he'll probably try to expose us"
"We'll see about that" said Raphael.
He charged right towards the man and was about to attack him when all of sudden, the man closed the door and Raphael smashed his head against the steel door.
"Fire trucks en route" said Donatello "Thirty seconds"
"Okay, let's move" said Leonardo.
"But wait" said Raphael "We have to find that guy and break his phone and his face"
Raph turned around and already saw that his brothers were leaping from building already. He followed them back to the lair. Splinter was going to give them a lecture for sure.
Author's Note:
Looks like our ninjas haven't really lived up to the ninja way, which is invisibility and silence. Now thanks to Raphael and his bad temper, they've gotten themselves on video and they let the Kraang get away! Now, they're going to get a lecture from Splinter. Will Raph learn to control his temper and will they get the video back? Stay tuned for new developments!