[A/N: Before we start, please understand that this story's many errors are all deliberately brought over from the original writing.]
"How did you do that, Chip?" asked Optimus.
"I wrote a program on the computer," said Chip, "then saved it."
"The computer may be great," said Ratchet, "but the program is half as good as a rock!"
"I heard that"
"Can I take that back?"
"Give him a chance," said Spike.
"bah!" said Brawn.
"Tell him dad."
"It's nice," said a yawning Sparkplug, clearly bored.
Chip attempted to demonstrate his program, only for the computer to blow up.
[A/N: At least I think that's what happened. I originally never bothered to write down what went wrong.]
"I was right, I was right!" said Brawn.
"What?!" said Chip. "I can't understand!"
"Well you can understand," said Gears, then he started throwing around mud pies.
[A/N: WTF, younger self?]
"Knock it off, Gears," said Optimus.
Meanwhile, at the Decepticon base...
"Sabotaging the boys disk was a good idea," said Reflector.
"Good, Your a true Decepticon!" said Megatron. He opened a channel to Cybertron. "Shockwave..."
"bad IDEA!" Starscream interrupted, as he turned off the communicater at the source. "I should be leader!"
"YO'LL NEVER BE LEADER!"
back at autobot headquarters
"using the Sky Spy I Discovered the Decepticons Sabotaged his disk!" said Spike.
"No wonder that happened!" said Optimus.
"I'll get those FFF-" said Chip.
Brawn cut off his profanity by saying "You took the words right out of my mouth, chip."
"Chimp, you mean! HA! HA!" said Gears.
"Joke-o-Matic times over!" said Optimus. "I Got proof that It wasn't his fault the demonstration failed!" He told them what he knew.
[A/N: Wait a second, I thought they already knew. Whatever...]
"Autobots Attack!"
"I understand," said Ratchet.
In 3 minutes the Decepticons lost and vowed that the'll never try it again!
the demonstration succeeded! (With a backup disk)
END
[A/N: Never let it be said that my writing skills haven't improved since then.]