Sup' PPL! Enjoy my first ever fanfic! ^_^ PLZ SEND IN DARES AND I DO DARES FOR MYSELF TOO OK?! DISCLAIMER: I DONT OWN THE SONGS OR KIRBY CHARACTERS! OK THIS IS CRAZY I THINK THE WORLD'S GONNA END!
Crazy Karaoke
Meta Night Star- *smiles* Hi everyone and welcome to! *then talks in creepy way* Dares Only! Muhahaha!
Kirby- *is scared* Mommy! *runs away crying*
Meta Knight- Kirby you don't have a mom. *twitches*
Kirby- Oh I forgot poyo. *runs away crying again* Daddy!
Meta Knight-You don't have a dad either. *anger rises*
Kirby- Then who do I have!
Meta Night Star- You have nobody! And how did you guys get here without me summoning you!? *snaps fingers* The only thing you can say now is poyo stuff for the rest of chapter unless I say so ok Kirby?
Kirby- Poyo!(snap!)
Meta Night Star- Ok! *uses totally awesome psychic powers of authors to summon characters from the Kirby dimension* Now everyone is here!
Everyone but MK Me and Kirby- WHAT THE HECK ARE WE DOING HERE!?
Meta Night Star- You have been summoned by I the One and Powerful Meta Night Star! *knight of the wind music plays*
Random guy walking by- WHY DO YOU KEEP ON SAYING SUMMON!?
Meta Knight- Run she is dangerous! *scrams*
Meta Night Star- *grabs by cape* You not goin' anywhere! *smirks* OK NOW ON WITH THE GAME! EVERYONE TELL WHO YOU WANT TO DARE AND WHAT!
Nightmare- *laughs like crazy* I dare Kirby to rebuild my fortress.
Kirby-*mouth drops open and eyes bulge out* POYO POY! (NO WAY! THAT'S FRIKKIN CRAZY!)
Meta Night Star- You have to. *uses nail filer*
Kirby- POYO! (WHAT!? NO!)
Meta Night Star- You have to buy the materials too.
Kirby- POY! (NO WAY IN-)
Meta Night Star- SHUT UP AND DO IT! *throws into outer space to get started* Ok next!
Galacta- * rubs hands like evil* I dare Mety to go into a room where Mic Kirby and Justin Bieber!
Meta Knight- No!
Meta Night Star- I'll just force you…Hey Kirby you can come back now! *throws Meta in room with JB and Kirby* Poor guy…
Nightmare- *Darth Vader voice* Is my empire finished?
Meta Night Star- *lies for some reason*-Sorry but the materials don't exist anymore…
Nightmare- WHAT!?
Bun - I dare Dedede and sis to date!
Dedede and Fumu- *angry face* NO!
Meta Knight-*comes back hands over ears* MY EARS! THEY BLEED!
Meta Night Star- Yes… *banishes Dedede and Fumu to a five star restaurant is Paris* Ok! *gets everyone back*
Fumu and Dedede- YAY! WE ARE BACK! *hugs each other* WAIT! WHAT ARE WE DOING HUGGING!?
Bun- Hey!*pouty face* That was too quick!
Meta Night Star- You never said how long! I dare everyone to do a karaoke contest! YAYZ! *lifts Kirby's curse*
Kirby- I CAN TALK AGAIN! YAY!
Meta Knight- Oh Gawd we're gonna die. *face palms*
Meta Night Star- Ok first up Blade!
Blade- Aw damn! *sings Catch my Breath*
I don't wanna be left behind
Distance was a friend of mine
Catching breath in a web of lies
Sword- *anime nosebleed*
Meta Night Star- Blade stop I think Sword is gonna suffocate if he can't breathe through his nose. AND I NEVER LIED TO YOU!
Blade- Oh… *thinks " Thank Gawd I don't have to sing" carries Sword away*
Meta Night Star- That was pretty good singing though… Let's see… Ok Dedede.
Escargoon- *holds on for dear life*
Dedede-*croaks Hey Soul Sister*
Hey hey
Hey hey hey hey
Hey hey hey hey
Everyone but Dedede- AHHHHHHHH!WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE! *covers ears*
Meta Night Star- SHUT UP! THE HEYS ARE MAKING ME GO NUTS! I ALREADY KNOW YOU SAID HELLO!
Dedede-*frowns* Aww…But I wanna sing. *sits in corner of shame and is surrounded by flames of gloom*
Meta Night Star- Ok Galacta!
Galacta- *snaps fingers and a elaborate dance floor appears*
Meta Night Star- How did you do that!?
Galacta- I'm not telling you! *sings Dynamite*
I came to dance dance dance dance
I hit the floor cause' that's my plans plans plans plans
I'm wearing all my favorite brands brands brands brands
Meta Knight- *is jealous*
Meta Night Star- Umm…Is this you plan to make Meta Knight mad? And please stop I think Mety's gonna blow.
Galacta- No!
Meta Night Star- Yes!
Galacta-NO!
Meta Knight- *blows up* BOOM!
Meta Night Star- IT'S A NUCLEAR BOMB EXPLOSION!
Rain- *turns into candy*
Meta Knight- *appears again* Stop being so Melodramatic.
Kirby- CANDY!
Meta Night Star- How did you get back!? Well it doesn't matter. Nightmare!
Nightmare-*smirks*
Meta Night Star- No hypnosis songs.
Nightmare-*frowns and begins to sing (in Darth Vader voice) Eternal Snow sung by Myco from Changin' My Life*
I fell in love with you just how long has it been since then
My feelings have been growing stronger each and everyday
I wonder if you realized these feelings I've had just for you
Even though I've never said a single word to you
Meta Night Star- OMG! DID YOU JUST SING THAT!? IF YOU DID YOU ARE MENTALLY DAMANGED! THAT'S A LOVE SONG FROM A GIRL ANIME! AHHHHHHH! THE WORLD'S GONNA END! WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE! *runs in circles like maniac*
Nightmare-*blushes* But the girl who sings it is cute...
Joe-*face turns green runs puts hand over mouth and run to bathroom faster that Sonic*
Sirica- *hears violent choking from restroom* Thats's...I don't know... Overeacting...
Fumu- Are we going to finish the contest?
Meta Night Star-*still running in circles*
Dedede-STOP RUNNING IN FRIKKIN CIRCLES! *hits Meta Night Star on head with hammer*
Meta Night Star-*evil eyes of the demon*
Random person- Now you done it...HEAD FOR THE HILLS EVERYBODY!*runs away*
Joe-*comes back* Hi I'm back and-*sees Meta Night Star* O_o
Sword and Blade- Hi and-*sees Meta Night Star* ().()
Dedede- AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Floor-*turns into the Roman fighter area and grows walls*
Dedede- LEMME OUTTA HERE! SOMEONE HELP ME!*bangs on walls with fists*
Galacta-*plays poker with Kirby* Sorry, but your on your own.
Bun-*eats popcorn* Nope!
Customer Service-*gets microphone* AND THE FIRST MATCH IS BETTWEEN KING DEDEDE AND THE DEMON BEAST MIDKNIGHT!
Fumu-*gasp*
Joe-*gasp*
Pizza-*gasp*
Kirby- A GASPING PIZZA!
Nightmare-YAYZ! SHE'S MY MONSTER!
Customer Service-I was kidding!
Nightmare- THEN I'LL BRAINWASH HER!
Meta Night Star- Don't you dare! *gets up like zombie*
Nightmare-*cries* MUMSIE NEBULA!
Dark Nebula- There There...*pats back*
Nightmare-WAIT!*pushes Dark Nebula away* YOU'RE NOT MY MOM!
Dark Nebula-*dissapears for some reason*
Meta Night Star- You better be happy I'm sparing your lives... OK! META KNIGHT IS NEXT!
Floor-*turns back regularly*
Meta Knight-*comes forward*
Meta Night Star-*stares at Dark Meta Knight*
Dark Meta Knight-*stares back* What?!
Meta Night Star- You get up here too.
Meta Knight and Dark Meta Knight- Why do I have to sing with him?!*points at eachother*
Meta Night Star- Cause' you guys are the same person. But if you don't wanna sing...KIRBY!
Everyone but me and Kirby- NO PLEASE BEG MERCY! *are on knees*
Meta Night Star- Sorry it's to late.
Kirby-*swallows mike and turns into Mike Kirby* GO NYAN CAT!
NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN
NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN!
Everone but me and Kirby- AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!*faints*
Trees-*catches on fire* AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Mars and Aliens-AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!*blows up*
Meta Night Star- I did not know trees catch on fire.*turns on T.V and flips though channels*
Horror Movie-*screams* AHHHHHHHH!
Bay News 9-Mars just blew up.
Meta Night Star- HEY KIRBY GUESS WHAT!? MARS EXPLODED!
Kirby-REALLY? COOL!
Meta Night Star-*finally realizes everyone else lying on ground* Oh what a pity we can't sing anymore...*picks up CD and puts in radio*
Radio- I DARE YOU TO SHUT DOWN THIS FRIKKIN GAME AND LET US BE!
Meta Night Star-Sorry but I can't this is a life and that is not even a dare... Wow we wasted a bunch of time on karaoke... Well I better ask for dares next time from others... HEY WE NEED A MEDIC FOR THE PEEPS IN HERE!
XD I KNOW I KNOW! IT'S NOT REALLY FUNNY! I NEED DARES REVIEW AND PUT YOUR DARES ON THEM! YAYZ! THANK YOU!