12 Days of Dead End

by Chamomile Pool

As they say, it's always Christmas somewhere. Maybe not, but any day of the year is just right for some really cheesy and lazy Mirai Nikki parodies!

On the first day of Dead End,
my new diary sent to me
A spineless junior high kid.

On the second day of Dead End,
my new diary sent to me
Two time-trav'lers,
And a spineless junior high kid.

On the third day of Dead End,
my new diary sent to me
Three Final tests,
Two time-trav'lers,
And a spineless junior high kid.

On the fourth day of Dead End,
my new diary sent to me
Four shifty cops,
Three Final tests,
Two time-trav'lers,
And a spineless junior high kid.

On the fifth day of Dead End,
my new diary sent to me
Five puppet hands,
Four shifty cops,
Three Final tests,
Two time-trav'lers,
And a spineless junior high kid.

On the sixth day of Dead End,
my new diary sent to me
Six hands a-flying,
Five puppet hands,
Four shifty cops,
Three Final tests,
Two time-trav'lers,
And a spineless junior high kid.

On the seventh day of Dead End,
my new diary sent to me
Seven loves a-vowing,
Six hands a-flying,
Five puppet hands,
Four shifty cops,
Three Final tests,
Two time-trav'lers,
And a spineless junior high kid.

On the eighth day of Dead End,
my new diary sent to me
Eight youths a-gath'ring,
Seven loves a-vowing,
Six hands a-flying,
Five puppet hands,
Four shifty cops,
Three Final tests,
Two time-trav'lers,
And a spineless junior high kid.

On the ninth day of Dead End,
my new diary sent to me
Nine chipmunks 'sploding,
Eight youths a-gath'ring,
Seven loves a-vowing,
Six hands a-flying,
Five puppet hands,
Four shifty cops,
Three Final tests,
Two time-trav'lers,
And a spineless junior high kid.

On the tenth day of Dead End,
my new diary sent to me
Ten dogs a-dashing,
Nine chipmunks 'sploding,
Eight youths a-gath'ring,
Seven loves a-vowing,
Six hands a-flying,
Five puppet hands,
Four shifty cops,
Three Final tests,
Two time-trav'lers,
And a spineless junior high kid.

On the eleventh day of Dead End,
my new diary sent to me
Eleven mayors murd'ring,
Ten dogs a-dashing,
Nine chipmunks 'sploding,
Eight youths a-gath'ring,
Seven loves a-vowing,
Six hands a-flying,
Five puppet hands,
Four shifty cops,
Three Final tests,
Two time-trav'lers,
And a spineless junior high kid.

On the twelfth day of Dead End,
my new diary sent to me
Twelve heroes hearing,
Eleven mayors murd'ring,
Ten dogs a-dashing,
Nine chipmunks 'sploding,
Eight youths a-gath'ring,
Seven loves a-vowing,
Six hands a-flying,
Five puppet hands,
Four shifty cops,
Three Final tests,
Two time-trav'lers,
And a spineless junior high kid!