I was home alone wondering to myself, how come I love Sarah, but I didn't love Beth? They look exactly the same, but they are two totally different people! Is that it? The personalities? No, it's something else.
I called her cell phone. "Hello Sarah, where are you?" I said; my mind racing with millions of emotions at once. "Right behind you." She said. I turned around slowly to find this girl, Sarah , in the kitchen. "Is something wrong?" she asked. I paced myself around the kitchen for a few moments before answering. "Ofcourse, something is wrong! I've been with Beth for several years, and I never loved her, but here you come in and I can't stop thinking about you!" I exclaimed. "Ahh, I see." she said. "Is that all you have to say? Is it your personality? I can't think of anything else!" I screamed. She walked over to me and put her hand on my shoulder, and put her finger on my lips. "Shh, have you ever thought that it might be that, I can fuck you betta?" she chuckled and left the room. I sat there, thinking speechless. "Well, I guess she can fuck me better."
a/n: This wasn't meant to be taken seriously haha, I was bored but you have to admit that It's true lol. Anyways yeah I just wrote this for a laugh, what do you guys think? I got the idea to write this from a video on YouTube haha. This probably won't get any views or reviews haha, but if you guys did like it I can write more.