Kody: hello again everyone! This time, we're reading My Immortal, the worst fanfiction ever! According to everyone! So, instead of Valken having to suffer through drivel again, we hired my Dorian Gray OC, Naomi Delacroix, Voodou priestess, corp-goth, and concerned adult. Enjoy!

Naomi: joy. Ok, let's get this over with

Chapter 1.

AN: Special fangz (get it, coz Im goffik) (Well ok then…)2 my gf (ew not in that way) raven, bloodytearz666 4 helpin me wif da story and spelling. U rok! (Clearly she has helped so much with the spelling…) Justin ur da luv of my deprzzing life u rok 2! MCR ROX (I'm sure he's overjoyed.)

Hi my name is Ebony (I'm Naomi) Dark'ness Dementia (You're named after a severe mental illness…are your parents high 24/7 or are they just insensitive pricks?) Raven Way (Last name Delacroix. My name is sexy and French.)

and I have long ebony black hair (that's how I got my name) (No shit. I have very short dark brown hair that looks black. And ebony is the same thing as black, dear.) with purple streaks and red tips) that reaches my mid-back and icy blue eyes like limpid tears and a lot of people tell me I look like Amy Lee (People say I look like Skylar Gray with shorter hair and less makeup. Cuz I was written thataway!) (AN: if u don't know who she is get da hell out of here) (I indeed know who she is.) I'm not related to Gerard Way but I wish I was because he's a major fucking hottie.

I'm a vampire but my teeth are straight and white. (So if you're a vampire you have crooked yellow teeth now?)

I have pale white skin (As do I. I'm around NW20 in M.A.C code. I wear sunscreen and stuff.) I'm also a witch, and I go to a magic school called Hogwarts in England where I'm in the seventh year (I'm seventeen). I'm a goth(No you are not) (in case you couldn't tell) (Nah, really.)

and I wear mostly black. I love Hot Topic and I buy all my clothes from there (Hot Topic sells band t-shirts and skinny jeans. That'd be about it.) For example today I was wearing a black corset with matching lace around it and a black leather miniskirt, pink fishnets and black combat boots(I am wearing my black velvet blazer, a sensible gray button up shirt and black slacks. With nice boots. Who looks better?). I was wearing black lipstick, white foundation, black eyeliner and red eye shadow. I was walking outside Hogwarts.

It was snowing and raining so there was no sun, which I was very happy about. A lot of preps stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them. (I am often stared at. I smile and say hello, because I'm not an angsty teen that thinks being goth means you can be a slutty bitch.

Ahem.)

"Hey Ebony!" shouted a voice. I looked up. It was….

Draco Malfoy!

"What's up Draco?" asked.

"Nothing." he said shyly.

But then, I heard my friends call me and I had to go away.

AN: IS it good? PLZ tell me fangz! (No because you put a z after fang)