KP-TZ - The Middleton Files: Service with a Smile

Disclaimer/Author's Notes: Kim Possible and all the characters of the show are owned by the Walt Disney Corporation. The Twilight Zone was created by Rod Serling; all rights to The Twilight Zone are owned by Viacom. All other characters are the creations of the TZ2-KP team, and may not be used without their express permission.

This is a strictly not-for-profit effort

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Ron opened the door to their apartment just off campus. Kim shambled through the door as he held it open for her. She stopped right in front of him and gave him a kiss.

"Such a gentlemen; even when he's so tired he can't see straight."

Ron gave her a peck on the cheek and grimaced.

"Note to self: when giving your bon-diggity girlfriend a peck on the cheek make sure said cheek isn't covered in mud."

Kim snorted and wiped her cheek with her glove.

"Yeah, that's not the only cheek that's muddy."

Ron grinned.

"O-o-u-u-u. Mind if I help wash that one?"

Kim blushed as she patted him on the stomach.

"You get to wash that one the night we… no, make that the night after we get married. Now go get a shower while I get mine and we'll go get something to eat. After that, it's a call to Dr. Director for a little time off."

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The seats in Dr. Director's office were comfortable as was the smile that Dr. Director was giving them. They were in GJ's headquarters in New York, being the closest one to the school they were attending in New England.

"So, you need a little time off?"

Kim smiled and patted Ron's hand.

"Yes, ma'am; finals are coming and we need time to study. Besides, we haven't had much "us" time. It seems every time we got dressed to go on a date the Kimmunicator would beep."

Betty smiled.

"I'm sure we can give you some time. Although I can see you have had time to have a couple of nice dates."

Betty pulled one of the better known tabloid magazines from her desk. Across the front of the cover was a blurry but recognizable picture of Kim and Ron enjoying a very passionate kiss. That would have been embarrassing enough, but where Ron's hand was made it worse. The magazine made sure it was noticeable by circling it. The title of the article inside was: "Kim Possible still the good girl?" Both Kim and Ron received rather stern phone calls from their parents after that one.

Kim and Ron blushed a bit.

"Uhhh, yeah, that was one of our better dates."

Betty smiled.

"So I can see."

Betty reached for one of her phones as it rang. It was her high security line. She listened for a moment and looked up at Kim and Ron. Their eyes locked and Kim and Ron realized their hopes for a break were about to vanish.

"Yes, Mr. President. Yes, I understand. Team Possible is in my office as we speak. I'll make sure they will be there."

Betty hung up the phone.

"Your vacation has just been cancelled by the President and the Secretary General of the United Nations. Believe it or not, a spaceship has just landed near the United Nations. I need you to get suited up and over there ASAP"

Kim's heart flipped.

"It's not the Lowardians again, is it?"

Betty shook her head.

"No, they came in a completely different looking ship. Plus, they've already contacted us. They specifically asked that the two of you be there when they come out to greet us. They said anyone who could defeat the Lowardians were friends of theirs. I suggest the two of you wear your new battle suits. Now, go get ready."

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(Director) cue the ticking clock...

(Director) cue the music…and...

ACTION!

(The camera zooms in on the back of the chair in the room filled with computers and monitors, and the chair swivels to face the camera with a young man, dressed in a battlesuit.

"Good evening: I'm Dr. Wade Agamemnon Load.

"Submitted for your consideration:

"Teen hero Kim Possible: 'she can do anything,' is what her website says.

"But, now, it's aliens, once again, and these want Team Possible.

"Why do they want Kim and Ron? Are these friends of the Lowardians, bent on revenge? Or, is it something more…insidious?" Wade smiles, and the plastic fangs in his mouth fall onto the floor.

"Oops," he mumbles as he picks them up, wipes them off, and replaces them in his mouth, smiling with a fake vampire smile.

"On tonight's episode of KP-TZ - The Middleton Files:

"Service with a Smile."

(Director) "CUT! That's a wrap! Thank you, Dr. Load."

(Dr. Load) "No big. Hey, How about a bloody Mary? No alcohol, of course."

(Jocelyn, coming on-camera) "Here you go, Wade," she smiles, revealing her own plastic fangs as she hands Wade the drink. "You look good enough to drain," she leaned into his neck, smiling and giggling.

(Director) "Kids…" he mutters, and a howl comes from off-camera that makes the director turn in surprise.