The following is a one-shot crack fiction I wrote from losing a bet on the Romance Thread of MF. We have some really cracked up pairings there and this one has to be one of the crackyest yet! (Brax, Ichistick, WarShoe and Soby FTW!)
Wendy and Carle were searching the guildhall from top to bottom.
"Make sure you look behind the bar," the white cat told the girl as she crawled under one of the hall tables.
"Yes, Charle," Wendy replied obediently. She walked over to where Mirajane was standing in front of the bar and bowed.
"Can I have you permission to go behind the bar Mira-san? I promise I will put back everything I touch."
"Of course you can Wendy, but if you tell me what you are looking for I might have seen it." Wendy's face turned sad as she looked down as the ground and mumbled an answer.
"Say that again? I'm sorry, I didn't hear you," replied the older girl.
"I lost one of my shoes, from my favorite pair!" Wendy wailed and pointed down to her feet. Sure enough, on the left foot was a red leather boot and Mirajane recognized it from the pair of shoes she usually wore since coming back to Fairy Tail from Tenrou Island. One the right foot however, Wendy was wearing a white bunny slipper, complete with pink button eyes and big pink floppy ears.
"Oh, how cute!" Mirajane exclaimed and clapped her hands together.
"Cute is not the point!" Charle answered as she walked up to them with her arms crossed tight. The little white cat had her usual stern expression on her face and was less than amused.
"I don't know," she continued with a scoff, "how someone manages to lose only one of their shoes. So irresponsible…"
"Don't be so hard on her," Mirajane said with a smile. "Little girls are supposed to lose their shoes. Why don't you just wear another pair until you can find that one? Surely you have more than one."
"My feet have grown since coming to Fairy Tail, none of my old shoes fit me anymore, that is why I had to wear my slipper. We've searched everywhere and there is no sign of it…" Wendy answered sadly.
"It's alright, if we can't find it in the guildhall then I will go with you into town and we will buy a new pair." Mirajane, Wendy and Charle continued to search the guildhall but the missing shoe was nowhere to be found. So, after Mirajane asked Kinana to watch the bar for her while she went out, the three left to go to the shoe store to get Wendy a new pair of red boots.
Little did they know where Wendy's missing right shoe actually was, hiding in a man's pocket. Every once and awhile he would reach down into it and feel the soft red leather as if to reassure himself that it was still there. When he and Wendy had danced together on the front lawn before the Grand Magic Ball she had moved so gracefully in those shoes that he could not resist taking one just so that he could relive that moment over and over again.
Warren watched them leave the guildhall to go to the shoe store with a grin, the fact that Wendy was off to buy a replacement pair of shoes did not bother him in the least. It was this shoe that had captured his heard, the ones that he had danced with and that moved like an angel. He stroked the red boot in his pocket and though again about that dance, he was in his happy place… Wendy's right shoe was all he needed and all he wanted, until he had a chance to steal the left one…
I know its kinda pervy and OCC but I had to make it bad, it was a punishment after all! [and I really like Warren's character :(] I hope you enjoyed it!