A.N. OMG I wrote the weirdest story today on accident, been trying to think of a Zatch Bell story and the end results were so much different then the ones in my head…. but I liked this to much to not post it. Please enjoy…and review!

"Hey come here fishy, fishy!" a child's voice yelled.

The boy looked into the water beaming. He tore off his navy blue mantel, than threw it to the ground, along with the rest of his clothes.

Splash!

He jumped into the water, unprepared for it's icy touch.

"Ahh!" he screamed jumping up freezing. His naked body was shivering uncontrollably He took a deep breath before diving back into the water again, ignoring the frosty welcome. The boy turned swimming after the fish at top speed.

"You'll never catch me! Mwahahaha!" the fish laughed swimming away.

"Get back here Mr. Fish!, I'm hungry!" He yelled.

"Never Zatch!" It howled swimming faster.

Zatch's eyes narrowed angrily, than he swam faster than he had ever swam in his life.

"Ahahahahahaha," he laughed as his arms wrapped around the fishes head.

He dragged the struggling creature to the shore smiling proudly.

"Alright, time to eat!" he cheered sitting down. He picked up the fish and opened his mouth wide reveling razor sharp teeth. The fish glared at him than wobbled out of his hands.

"Come on boy," it challenged. It's fins were boxing gloves and it had an evil French mustache. (no offense)

Zatch looked at him surprised backing away, "okay Mr. Fish, can't we settle this out peacefully! You let me eat you and you don't kill me!" Zatch begged.

"No little boy!" the fish spoke with a strange accent, "It is I who shall eat you for I…HAVE EVOLVED!" he yelled and a glow started engulfing his body, to bright to look at. Zatch closed his eyes tightly , and didn't open them for what seemed like hours.

"Mwahahaha!" the fish's voice cackled. Zatch opened his eyes cautiously, and when he saw the fish he stared in shock for it was no longer a fish…but a giant PACMAN!

"Um, sorry. Gotta go," Zatch said, than turned and ran.

As he was running he forgot his clothes…until he ran right into a thorn bush, "Ahh!" he wailed as the thorns made contact with his skin.

"Hello Zatch," the pacman's voice rang through his ears, the blonde be looked up and was face to face it…all the color drained from his face. He tore himself out of the thorn bush and began running the other way.

The entire world became the pacman world, and Zatch was pacman food.

"Zatch…" A voice called through the pixel world.

"Zatch…" he looked up to the black sky confused.

"Zatch?" the voice asked questioningly.

"Zatch!" The voice yelled annoyed now.

Zatch stopped running and looked up to the sky, "yes God?" he called.

"Zatch, wake up!" the voice he assumed was God's hissed.

"Wake up?" he questioned.

"YES!" The voice growled and than the evil pacman fish came out of the darkness and instead of a yellow ball of "fun", it was Kiyo's demon head.

"Wake up Zatch," it said again with a dark evil voice, "wake up…" and with that it charged forward with shark teeth and ate him.

Zatch's head flew up from the soft surface he had been lying on and screamed.

"Finally!" Kiyo moaned annoyed, "I was starting to think you were dead!"

Kiyo noticed Zatch's pale face, "what's wrong Zatch?" he asked curiously.

"Bad dream," he panted, sweat dripping from his forehead.

"Oh I know something that will make you feel better," Kiyo smiled, Zatch looked at him curiously. "Yellow tail," he grinned pulling out a large fish. Zatch looked at it and got paler.

"AHHHHHHHH!"

A.N. The end and no I was not on crack when I wrote this…maybe…jk jk. When I wrote this I just messed up a work of art and created a masterpiece XD. The real story I planned on writing will look similar to the beginning of this. I'll still write it, I just needed to post the effed up results I had on the first try XD! PLEASE REVIEW!