Date Night

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Beta: xErised. Any existing mistakes are my own.

Author's Note: Based off of one of my favorite cult movies.

Draco placed the silver and gold present on the bed.

"Harry! Your outfit is on the bed. Hurry up and put it on."

"Okay, sweetie!"

Draco smirked as he strode into the bathroom to change. He knew once Harry opened the present, Harry would murder him. He carefully listened for Harry's footfalls as they entered the bedroom. Draco was in the middle of pulling his pants off when he heard paper being torn and the subsequent "Oh fuck me!" that followed.

"DRACO!"

Draco chuckled as he pulled his costume on. He checked himself in the mirror as he heard Harry bang on the door. "Draco! Come out here right now!"

Draco grabbed for the knob and pulled it opened; Harry stood there, costume in hand and a flushed face.

"What the hell is this?" yelled Harry thrusting the offending costume at him.

"It's your outfit for the evening. The movie requires a dress code."

"And what movie could this possibly be?"

"I'm not going to spoil the surprise. Now. get dressed. I want to get good seats."

"There's no way I'm wearing…this!"

"Come on, love. I dressed up, see."

Harry finally took a look at Draco's outfit; well, lack of outfit, really.

"Just a golden speedo?"

"Yep!"

Wow, thought Harry. For a few moments, Harry couldn't speak.

"Um…uh, well why can't I wear something like that?"

"Because I'm portraying the blond guy."

"Why am I the girl then?"

"You're not. You're going to be a guy…who happens to wear a corset and fishnet stockings."

"Can't I wear your outfit instead?"

"No because you're not blond."

"I don't care. At least that's manlier."

"Are you saying I'm not manly?"

"Of course not. I've seen your… manliness every night," purred Harry.

Harry pulled Draco closer towards him.

"Can I wear your outfit, please?"

Draco held out for a few seconds before he sighed. Those puppy eyes were his weakness.

"Fine! I'll wear the corset and stockings. You can have the gold speedo."

"Thanks."

Harry gave him a quick kiss and started to undress.

"But I'm charming your hair blond tonight."

"WHAT?"

I love date night thought Draco joyously.

~fin

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