Flatulence!
A Wicked FanFiction
A/N I wrote this because I was really bored one night. It showed just demented I really am…lol. I know I stole a few lines form the actual song so all comments about that will be ignored. Please Read & Review (I know this is really nasty so I have dedicated it to my pervy family)
Flatulence! You're going to Flat-U-Lence!
I'll teach you the proper poise
When you fart with boys.
Little pills to make and bake.
Ooh! I'll show you what gas to have
How to fix your cheeks
Everything that really counts.
To be Flatulent!
I'll help you be flatulent.
You'll hang with the right gas-orts
You'll be good at farts
Know all codes you've got to know!!
So let's start 'cuz you've got an awfully long way to go.
Don't be offended by my frank analysis
Think of me as your personal gas-o-nalsis
Now that I've decided to your pal
A gas-ister and an adviser, there is not one wiser
No when it come to flatulence.
I know about flatulence.
And with an assist from me to be who you'll be
Instead of un-gassy, who you were, well are.
There is nothing that can stop you
From becoming gassier! Ar!