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"Stark. Stark. Stark. Stark!"

"What!"

"Tell me what color is a red fire truck?"

"Loki interrupt me one more time.

"Tsk. Tsk so rude."

Tony turned and looked Loki in his face. "Me? I'm rude?"

Loki smirked. "Yes."

Tony took out his phone and called Steve. After a while of waiting he answered.

"Yes Stark?"

"Cap, I'm about to kill him."

"Just relax I will be back in 10 minutes."

"Cap. Cap! Noooooo!"

Loki innocently walked into the kitchen and grabbed something off the counter.

"Hey! Get out my kitc-"

Tony fumed. " Did you just throw a pie at me!"

Loki smirked and looked around. "Did I do that?"

"You have three seconds to say you're sorry."

Loki leaned up against the counter and just looked at Tony.

"One." Loki opened his mouth, but then shook his head and closed it again.

"Two." Loki moved from the kitchen and walked over to Tony.

"Okay. Stark I'm sorry your face hit that pie."

"What!"

Clint walked in holding sandwiches. " I heard yelling thought someone might be hungry."

A pie went flying and hit Clint in his face. "The hell!"

Loki chuckled. " Oh my it seems your faces are addicted to pies."

"Loki you little shit!"

Steve and Natasha rushed in. "What's going on?!"

Tony grabbed a handful of his hair. "Loki is driving me crazy!"

Natasha cocked her head. " Where is he?"

Tony and Clint eyes widened. "Houdini son of a."

Steve groaned. "So Loki is on the loose?"

Clint looked at him. " No, he is on the couch. Don't you see him?"

It's Friday, Friday gotta get down on Friday!

Clint jumped. "The hell is that?"

Tony chuckled. "Answer your phone cap."

"Oh. Um hello?"

"Snakes! Out of everything he chooses snakes! I'm tired of all these mother-fucking snakes!"

Steve hung up the phone. " I think I know where Loki is."

Clint raised an eyebrow. " I think something is more important."

"What?"

"You need to change that ringtone of yours."

"How?"

Natasha sighed. " We don't have time for this!"

-O-O-

"Loki get down!"

"Now why would I want to do that?"

Loki snapped and it started raining chickens. An egg landed on Natasha's head.

"Are you kidding me?!"

Loki jumped down. " I'm sorry."

Tony threw a chicken at his face. " Oh! So she gets a proper sorry."

Loki smirked. Orange juice or Apple?"

Fury pulled out his pistol and shot, but nothing but water came out.

"I'm going to kill him!"

"Get in line director."

Loki sighed. "Orange it is." With another snap a wave of Orange juice poured over everyone.

"My leg!"

Clint cling to Tony. " I can't swim!"

"Why the hell can't you swim?"

Steve looked at Natasha who was busy fighting a very upset chicken.

"He just bit me!" Clint tried to hold Tony back.

Bruce and Thor, coming back from a private mission looked at the chaos.

Loki ran up next to Thor. "Where have you been? Ive been bored."

Bruce face-palmed. Tony had Clint checking his hand Natasha seemed to be losing against that chicken.

Fury went over and slapped Thor.

"Control. Him."

Bruce chuckled. " Just another day. I'm going to go take a nap."

Loki touched Bruce's cheek and his whole body turned green.

"Now you can be the rage monster without the rage."

Thor grabbed Loki's arm." Not smart Brother."

" I do what I want!:

Tony screamed. " The citrus is burning my eyes!

Steve tried to keep Bruce calm. Natasha tossed the chicken and stopped Fury from getting to Loki.

"Brother stop this madness!"

Loki nodded. "Of course." He snapped and everything went back to normal.

He looked at Bruce. " A nap sounds wonderful." Loki vanished.

Clint looked around and started laughing. "At least today it was chickens and not bulls."

Bruce sighed. "Another day."