I know I haven't written much Hanging On lately – I've been up to my eyeballs in mock exams (about as much fun as being suspended over bubbling acid), so I came up with this...I was just thinking (yeah, it happens!)…maybe I'll add to this sometime…
Please don't take offence – all is meant in jest.
Things you would *never* catch Tamora Pierce characters saying...
Ozorne:
- Maybe I *shouldn't* try to be an evil dictator...
- Did all that violent murdering smudge my eyeliner?
- You have no idea how hard I work to keep my image this squeaky-clean
- Making evil flesh-eating monsters? Maybe it was a bit over the top.
- I'm actually just a big softie really.
Roger
- Maybe I shouldn't leave my evil voodoo dolls lying around
- I use L'Oreal. Because I'm worth it.
- Inoculation ruined my world take-over bid.
- Phenomenal magical powers...complete lack of common sense
- Next time I forge my own doom, the Lioness doesn't get to take the credit.
Joren
- Oil of Olay keeps my skin looking soft and beautiful
- I'm gay.
- I express my inner trauma through wanton acts of prejudice and violence.
- Keladry, marry me!
- I'm actually a natural brunette
Love to hear what you think!
Ki