Dhani's Revenge
We all know that George Harrison, ex-Beatle and lead guitarist of The Beatles, had left us 9 years ago after battling against three different types of cancers and dying from lung cancer on November 29, 2001. We also know that Olivia must have been grieving about her husband's death...but what about Dhani? How did he react when his father died? Let's find out...
It was normal day in the Marlboro Cigarette headquarters. The sun was shining, the birds were singing, and their production lines were making their usual round of cigarettes for their smoking consumers. A normal day indeed...or so they thought.
As the corporate business men of Marlboro were in the middle of a board meeting, a 23-year-old Dhani Harrison was angrily storming down the hallway leading to the board room. He had war paint on his face, he was wearing George's Sgt. Pepper outfit, and he was carrying an AK-47 rifle on his back.
When he reached the board room, he kicked open the doors and glared at every single business man in the room, who were all smoking cigarettes.
"Oh my God...it's Dhani Harrison!" one intern business man shouted in disbelief.
"What do you want, Mr. Harrison?" the CEO of Marlboro asked him.
"Oh...I'll tell you what I want," Dhani muttered as he reached for the AK-47 and aimed it at the CEO, "SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE FRIEND WHILE MY GUITAR GENTLY WEEPS!"
Bullets were fired rapidly as Dhani got into an Al Pacino pose and shot at all the business men, who supported the cigarettes that led to his father's death. The terrified screams heard in the room were briefly ended as Dhani finished off the round of bullets in his rifle.
The lesson today: NEVER enrage a Harrison.
THE END
A/N: Just a crack story I made up with my friends about how Dhani would've reacted when George died. Yeah...I don't own Dhani and/or George Harrison. They belong to themselves. Please review!