Hello everybodyyyy! :D This is my first fanfic, and I dont understand a FUCK, so I'm soo sorry if it is something wrong!

Disclamer: I do NOT own naruto or anything, just this story.

Warnings:SASUNARU no likyy noo watchhyyy, just deal whit it.

Chapter: 1

Have you ever felt that feeling , when you're lying in your bed, you hear the alarm clock, but you just don 't see the reason to go up? Well, today, I'm feeling that way. The day Is Monday and the weekend was just so troublesome, (HA did you hear? I was sounding like Shikamaru, lolz, maybe that will make me to a genius? Nah!)

At first, on Friday night, I was going to Sakuras place, yeah she was having some kind off High School party.. Again. And guess what? That Sasuke brat was there, I dunno why, but he was there.

Maybe when I think off it, it was safe Sakura that had begged him, in her toughs of that her partys would be even more popular after him coming.

Yeah, and that irritated me the whole night, cuz, when not one of the fansy boys in the school (Neji, Sasuke, Shino and Sai) was on the partys, me and my men (Kiba (my best bud!), Gaara, Shikamaru and me, of course) would get all of the attention of the girls, but now, when the fansy Sasuke was there, no one-except Hinata- would even look at us.

So I-Naruto besides- drank till I couldn't think straight, yeah I know what you're thinking!

Oh! Poor Naruto! Don't remember anything!

And that's the fucking problem! I do! And believe me, It IS fucking better to NOT remember! Ok, at least I didn't remember everything, I remember me losing it and got all SUPER drunk, I'm starting to be all clingy at everyone, and so, my fav song started , 'Dance, Dance', and before Kiba or anyone could respond, they all drunk too of course, I stood at the table and dancing, more exactly, stripping, I was stripping till I only had my pants on, singing whit in the song.

It's there my memory stops.

But everything stupid I do always coming up on youtube/facebook (we got Kiba to thank for that), so the next day, when I got an hangover like hell, I got in on my Facebook and like I was expecting, I was taggd on a video, and, of course, I started look at the video.

Omfg! How fucking awkward isn't this? The video is when I am dancing/sripping, oh, this is one of the times I thank god that I don't have any parents, but, damn! I have to admit that I am dancing really freaking hot, wow, even I gets turned on, that's sick man! Getting turned on by myself. Wait! Its jumping to later on the night.. WHHAAOO! Is that Sasuke taking shots from my stomach? Shit, hi licked all over my stomach afterwards. One more jump. HOLLY SHIT, this time I having the shot glass in my mouth, Sasuke taking it without any problem, please don't let him lick my lips, please don't let him lick my lips, plea- AWH MAN! Wait, am I.. Smiling? No, no, no, no, no, of course, we're starting making out. .life.I will never drink again.

I'm scrolling down, too look at the comments, oh snaaap, 1,532 LIKED THIS? FUCK!

All of the comments was like: AHHAHAHA, or, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA NARUTO YOU LOOK LIKE A FAG, or, damn Naruto, you can be really sexy ;), or all of Sasukes fangirls, SAASUUKKKEEE-KKUUUNN, HOW COULD YYYOOOUU?, or, I hope you guys were really drunk, cuz that was kinda gross, yeah, you name it.

That day, like I already told you, I had a totally hangover, so I took on some sweatpants, a white 'v' neck t-shirt, a black sweater and some sunglasses, took my trashy van and drove to Mc'Donalds, hey! If I wanna eat trash food when I got a hangover, I'll eat trash food!

When I got to Mc'Donalds, I'll decided to go in and eat, it was a long line whit cars, and I was too lazy, when I had paid for the food, he was seeing Kiba, probably thinking the same thing as me, eat hangover-food. When Kiba had paid, I waved him in, he sat down In front of me.

"Hey Naruto~ My best buuuuddd~" you could see the fear In his eyes, and hear it to, like anyone can miss it?

"Best bud? .Ass" I said, you know, I still loved him, but he had to suffer for what he done, and it's so~ funny teasing him, hehe.

"Aaaw! C'mon Naruto! You seemed to like it on the tape!" He said whit a stuck up grin on his face.

"Shut it! You just can't lay up things like that on facebook!"

Don't misunderstand me now, me and Kiba has this little talk twice at a week! It starting to be dragd out.

"Like C'mon Kiba! The dance was OK! But you could take away that part when some raven boy licks the sense out off me!" I was almost screaming now.

"Uumm.. Naruto..Hrm!"

"And why didn't you take away the part me kissing Sasuke? Ya know, I can't go to school now, every girl going to try hunt me down, and then kill me! I'm never going to get laid now." I had stopped shouting now, didn't want that everybody would know that I was a virgin.

"Awh! Screw this! Ya know ? I tried to shut you up!" Kiba said, sounded a little bit of angry, and now I can understand it.

"Hn, so you are a virgin." Fuck it! Yeah! Fuck my life!

"…"

I didn't even have to turn around, that dark voice made me shiver all over, and I clearly could hear who the owner off the voice was.

"Dobe"

"Teme"

"Oh! Naruto, I really need to go to the toilet, so I just leave you two alone! To clear everything up!" Kiba said and jumped up and rushed to the toilet. He's such a good friend.

Silence come up to us two. Sasuke was the one to start talking.

"I guess you saw the tape on facebook? You were too drunk to remember anything, so I guess you saw it" He said, cold as usual.

"And I guess you already jerked off to that tape, gay-boy" Yes I took Sais nickname to him there, I tough it matched whit the comment much more than 'teme' there.

"Hn, I can at least get laid, Dobe" Te raven said whit a stuck up smirk.

"DON'T CALL ME DOBE, TEME!"

"Dobe"

"Just, just go away, I'm having a tough time right now, every girl in Konoha going to kick my ass for the rest of my life" I said depressed, whit my head down looking at the table to hide my flush I had on my cheeks, why'd I have a flush on my cheek was a mystery for me.

"Why do I have to go? I tough you liked when I was teasing you whit my tongue" He whispered into my ear, I was moaning a little bit so only the black hair raven that was leaning on my back could hear. He laughed very light and said: "See you tomorrow at class, dobe" and then he walked off silently.

Then I saw a brown hair boy going slowly, and at the same time, give Sasuke one off his 'bitch-stares' and playing cool, when he had surpassed the the raven, he ran to me and said

"So.. Now.. What happened?" I'd hit the back of his head and gave one off my death glares.

"You're such a good friend" I said whit a fake smile on my face and sarcasm in my voice.

And that, my friends leads us back to me in my apartment, not wanna go to school cuz I'm afraid of 1) Sasuke and 2) his crazy fangirls. Sometimes, life stinks really hard.

I KNOW IT'S SHORT, but its just the start, right? :D

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