Once upon a time a star was drawn buy an Amu.
Star- I is like totally sparkly.
Ikuto- *snort*
Star- *gasp*
Ikuto- Stop being so dramatic.
Star- *mumble* B****.
Ikuto- What did you just say?
Star- *yell* I said b****!
Ikuto- Die *stab*
Star- Owie *dies*
Amu- *sing-song voice* Anger-management.
Ikuto- I do not need anger-management. I am the nicest person you will ever meet1
Amu- Ri~ght.
Ikuto- *stabs*
Amu- Ow! You F****ing b****! *yells*
Star- HA! I'm like a zombie you can't kill 'cause I don't have a head!
Ikuto- *stabs*
Star- Hoo Ha Ha. Nah nah nah nah nah naaaaah!
Ikuto- *takes decapitated body and buries in the ground* Hah- HA! :D
Amu- *smirks and crouches down with a pencil* There, that should do it. *stands up with an evil smile and chuckles darkly*
Ikuto- What… the f***? What is this nonsense?
Star- *taps Ikuto on the shoulder from behind*
Amu- That *laugh evilly* My creation dumb-a**.
Ikuto- *snaps pencil* And now *stabs Star with broken pieces* Diiiiiiiie!
Amu- *smirks yet again and pulls out a steel mechanical pencil* Always one step ahead. This is indestructible. *crouches down*
Star- *sing-song voice* I'm baaack.
Ikuto- that's it *stabs Amu so she cannot write* Mwahahaha.
Star- *turns human* Man I love this. *picks up pencil, draws duct-tape and ties Ikuto up while taking knife and draws Amu a new hand*
Amu- What now? *jumps around* Whoa, too much coffee…
Ikuto- Haha! Or is it a hangover? *dramatic music* DUNN DUNN DUNN! Let me introduce my little friend ~ the Moon! Haha
Moon- Kill. Die. Kill.
Star and Amu- WTF?
Star- *turns into a star and floats up and pops the moon*
Amu- *still in WTF mode*
Ikuto-Well, that was a bust… *grumbles* Stupid moon…
Star- *turns human, pulls out IPod and starts jamming to Take it Off by Ke$ha*
Ikuto and Amu- WTF?
Ikuto- … nice drawing you got there. I see where it picks up its music taste, though. *glances at Amu who is jamming along with Star* *sigh* … Idiots…
Amu- *stops jamming looks up with a curious expression and takes out headphones* What?
Star- *oblivious and is still swinging arms around*
Ikuto- Nothing! *looks around suspiciously* So… *coughs* how about that Obama?
Yoru- He's the pres! Nya~
Ran, Miki and Su- No duh!
Ikuto- *face palms* Honestly, Yoru, get with the program.
Yoru- … Why have you turned on me, Ikuto? Nya *chibi tears*
Amu and Star- *squeals*
Everyone- WTF?
Amu and Star- Starstrukk *yells*
Ikuto- *eye twitch* That's it! *tries to take IPod but fails especially as Amu and Star dance away*
Utau- *snatches IPod with awesome ninja- like speed* You should only like m music anyway!
Amu- Aww Utau your song just came on too. That's my favorite on the entire IPod. All of them are. *whiney voice*
Utau- *suddenly stops from throwing the IPod in the garbage and mumbles* That's what I thought… *gives IPod back*
Everyone- Nooo! *they do a face- fall*
Amu and Star-*squeals and glomps Utau*
Utau- *falls*
Ikuto- Well this is awkward.
*someone coughs*
Ikuto- Shut up or I'll kill you using this tape Yoru is trying to gnaw off me! *Yoru nibbles on tape but it doesn't do much*
Amu- Oh! I'm sorry *goes over and unties him, when he stands up a little she attacks in a hug making him fall*
Ikuto- Well, perhaps I should let you tie me up more often if this is the treatment I get. *Amu blushes*
Amu- *pecks on the lips, giggles, and runs over to Star to listen to music*
Ikuto-*shocked* Well that was unexpected.
*murmurs of agreement*
Ikuto- *shocked again* What are you doing watching us?
Everyone except Star and Amu- Well it's kind of hard not to watch.
Ikuto- You're all perverts, aren't you? Whatever, go watch someone else, creeper.
Everyone- *yells* You're the pervert!
Amu- Ikuto~ come over here with me~.
Ikuto- Yes? *walks over to Amu*
Amu- *giggles*
Ikuto- *looks around* Uh… Where's Star?
Amu- Over there. *points at Star dancing like a maniac* I want to talk to you *hugs tightly*
Ikuto- *suddenly smirks* But. Of course, what is it you want to talk about?
Amu- Come over he~re. *starts dragging Ikuto around the corner then attacks him in a kiss*
Ikuto- *shocked, kisses back and when they break apart* What's this all about Amu? You finally warming up to me? *another smirk*
Amu- Maybe~ *leans against him* I lo~ve you. *slurred*
Ikuto- *eye twitch* … Amu, have you been drinking?
Amu- Maybe a little wine.
Ran, Miki, and Su- Gaspers!
Amu- Go away! *shoos chara's away*
Ikuto- *face palms* Of course… *mumbles* Finally get a kiss on my own and she's drunk… *sighs* Oh, well I guess it's just my luck.
Amu- I'm not drunk! I'm just not sober! *says offensively* But I'm not faking. *hugs tightly*
Ikuto- *hugs back* Hmm, whatever you say. Either way, no more wine for you and what… is Star doing? *glances at Star from around the corner who suddenly has a bottle of wine I hand*
Amu- *pouty* Don't go.
Around the corner
Utau- They are taking a longtime.
Yoru- What do you think they are doing?
Utau- *husky whisper* Do you really want to know?
Yoru- *O.O* No.
Back with Amu and Ikuto
Ikuto- *tries to resist Amu's pouty face, but fails* Fine, I'm not going anywhere, but neither are you. *suddenly lays down with Amu on him and holds her close* Ah, much better.
Amu- Yeah *sigh then looks up* I didn't drink a lot; I think it's out of my system. *talks normally* And I wasn't lying *leans up and kisses Ikuto*
Ran, Miki, and Su- *O.O*
Ikuto- *kisses back and when they break apart* Really? I could have sworn you drank a lot… Then why is this bottle empty? *suddenly find wine bottle and hiccupping is heard* Uh-oh… I think I know who got their hands on your wine, sadly.
Amu- It was hers to begin with.
*there is a sudden silence and then-*
Ikuto- What? Star you gave my Amu wine!
Amu- Ikuto? *Whisper/ yells then hugs closely* Don't leave me… please? *hurt/ puppy dog face*
Ikuto- Ohhh, no. I will not fall for that again! *glances at Amu's puppy dog face then looks away* Nope, not working… *glances at her again* Stop making that face… It won't work… {A, hell, its working} (Authors note here- just in case you are wondering {…} are thoughts continue reading)
Amu- *starts making out with Ikuto*
Around the corner
Yoru- Okay, seriously, someone go get them! Nya~
Kukai- Why don't you?
Yoru- Okay fine~ Nya~ *goes over and comes back*
Kukai- Well?
Yoru- I don't want to talk about it.
Star- *stumbles into Tadase* Hey, you're cute.
Tadase- *blush*
Yoru- Don't listen to her, she's drunk.
Star- I am not drunk! I'm just not sober.
*silence*
Everyone except Amu and Ikuto- Déjà vu feeling much?
Star- I have's a fast metabolism! Ask me in ten minutes what I think!
Tadase- Okay, I will!
Utau- Never mind, Ikuto and Amu will come back, Tadase will get kissed *Tadase blushes*, and so will I! *grabs Kukai and kisses him abruptly*
Kukai- *breathing heavily* Wow.
Ten minutes later
Star- Okay I lied he's not cute…
Yoru- See?
Star- Let me finish, he's HOT!
Tadase- *blushes*
Amu and Ikuto- *come back trying to straighten out their hair*
Amu- *stops taking in the view of Kukai breathing heavily, Utau fixing her lip gloss, Star checking out Tadase, and Tadase blushing a deep red* What's goin on here?
AlwaysBelieveInLove- Done! Not really but for the week, yeah.
Tsuki Ai- Ah. I love Amuto so much! Wow, we wrote when we were bored… I can't wait to see what'll happen if we try to write for real! =)
AlwaysBelieveInLove- Good luck with that *nervous laugh then serious* We will update in two weeks. Next week Tsuki Ai here better post Randomness 2, which instead of starting with a Star it will start with a monkey face! *death glare at Tsuki Ai* You better post it!
Tsuki Ai- *whimpers* Yes, yes, I know I need to post, but I blame my laptop!
AlwaysBelieveInLove- So~, you gonna update your other story?
Well, Will… one sec *yells* SPOILER ALERT! EVERYONE HIT THE DECK! IF YOU HAVE NOT READ TSUKI AI'S STORY LOOK THE OTHER WAY *casually again* So as I was saying, will Yami take over Abby again and do some o Kakashi, again?
Tsuki Ai- Perhaps… You'll just have to wait and see! *flees*
AlwaysBelieveInLove- *drags back* Well, before you leave you should at least give your link to the readers so they can read that wonderful story that you HAVEN'T UPDATED! *take deep breathes*
Tsuki Ai- .net/u/2378692/Tsuki_Ai there you go. Enjoy! =D
AlwaysBelieveInLove- Bye! Review…
Please?