PIKACHU13'S MONOPOLY SONG
By PinkScyther
DISCLAIMER: I don't own Pikachu13. I don't own Pokémon. I don't even own that spastic Monopoly song! But I own this version of it! And this Pokémon gum!
Ya mighta noticed, Pikachu13 didn't like 'The Monopoly Song' by me. This morning I had the idea of writing one that she would like! Basically, craziness, bad singing, and the inevitable death of Tracy.
*this is at school for no reason*
PIKACHU13: I hate Monopoly!
PINKSCYTHER: You've been sayin' that for ten hours now. We've missed all our classes and Electric Rhydon just keeled over dead (no offense).
PIKACHU13: Really?
PINKSCYTHER: No, I just felt like saying that. But you have been saying that for about five minutes now.
PIKACHU13: Well I just feel like telling the whole world how much I hate Monopoly.
PS: Why?
P13: Well wouldn't you if you had a nightmare about Tracy bashing you to death with Digimon Monopoly?
PS: Is there such a thing as Digimonopoly?
P13: Of course not, stop changing the subject!
PS: Well I just happen to have the cure for you! Let's go and kill Tracy!
P13: That's your cure for everything.
PS: 'Coz everything bad is Tracy's fault.
P13: How do you know?
PS: NOW YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT!!!
P13: Well, don't you have a different cure? You know, one more specifically designed to target Monopoly problems?
PS: Yeah... I do! C'mon, let's get up on the roof!
P13: I know I really shouldn't ask but... the roof?
PS: Yeah. Not only do we get out of classes 'coz no-one can find us, but it's also essential to the plan.
P13: I dunno... last time you were on a ladder, you nearly broke your neck, remember?
PS: I was rescuing Little Eevee! Besides, I woulda landed on my head!
P13: Good point. Okay let's go.
*A few minutes later, PinkScyther and Pikachu13 are on the roof of the school*
PS: Now, all we have to do is... sing the Monopoly song really loud!
P13: THIS ISN'T A CURE!!! I HATE MONOPOLY!!!
PS: Trust me, just read these words. I modified the song slightly. *hands Pikachu13 slightly crumpled piece of paper*
P13: *grins* Okay, cool!
PS+P13: *singing really loud*
Come on, let's kill Monopoly
Steal the cash and smash the property
Bulldoze that house and see how flat it goes
Squashing Go!
Look at this dorky neighbourhood
Let's smash it all up real good
Steamroll that die and watch the pieces fly away
Monopoly's gone, hooray!
PS: That was fun! And now we kill Tracy!
P13: You're obsessed with killing Tracy!
PS: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!! That's right! So obsessed that I calculated exactly where I should stand so that the sound waves from our voices carry right to where he is right now!
*And far, far away, Tracy is being the loser that he is when suddenly along come the sound waves, and because PinkScyther sings so badly his head blew up.*
THE END
Guess what I'm gonna do now? Seeing as I've just written this really nice fic about Pikachu13, I'm gonna write one that'll really annoy her! I'm just too annoying, aren't I? What am I on? Sugar, of coarse! I love this Pokémon gum!
By PinkScyther
DISCLAIMER: I don't own Pikachu13. I don't own Pokémon. I don't even own that spastic Monopoly song! But I own this version of it! And this Pokémon gum!
Ya mighta noticed, Pikachu13 didn't like 'The Monopoly Song' by me. This morning I had the idea of writing one that she would like! Basically, craziness, bad singing, and the inevitable death of Tracy.
*this is at school for no reason*
PIKACHU13: I hate Monopoly!
PINKSCYTHER: You've been sayin' that for ten hours now. We've missed all our classes and Electric Rhydon just keeled over dead (no offense).
PIKACHU13: Really?
PINKSCYTHER: No, I just felt like saying that. But you have been saying that for about five minutes now.
PIKACHU13: Well I just feel like telling the whole world how much I hate Monopoly.
PS: Why?
P13: Well wouldn't you if you had a nightmare about Tracy bashing you to death with Digimon Monopoly?
PS: Is there such a thing as Digimonopoly?
P13: Of course not, stop changing the subject!
PS: Well I just happen to have the cure for you! Let's go and kill Tracy!
P13: That's your cure for everything.
PS: 'Coz everything bad is Tracy's fault.
P13: How do you know?
PS: NOW YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT!!!
P13: Well, don't you have a different cure? You know, one more specifically designed to target Monopoly problems?
PS: Yeah... I do! C'mon, let's get up on the roof!
P13: I know I really shouldn't ask but... the roof?
PS: Yeah. Not only do we get out of classes 'coz no-one can find us, but it's also essential to the plan.
P13: I dunno... last time you were on a ladder, you nearly broke your neck, remember?
PS: I was rescuing Little Eevee! Besides, I woulda landed on my head!
P13: Good point. Okay let's go.
*A few minutes later, PinkScyther and Pikachu13 are on the roof of the school*
PS: Now, all we have to do is... sing the Monopoly song really loud!
P13: THIS ISN'T A CURE!!! I HATE MONOPOLY!!!
PS: Trust me, just read these words. I modified the song slightly. *hands Pikachu13 slightly crumpled piece of paper*
P13: *grins* Okay, cool!
PS+P13: *singing really loud*
Come on, let's kill Monopoly
Steal the cash and smash the property
Bulldoze that house and see how flat it goes
Squashing Go!
Look at this dorky neighbourhood
Let's smash it all up real good
Steamroll that die and watch the pieces fly away
Monopoly's gone, hooray!
PS: That was fun! And now we kill Tracy!
P13: You're obsessed with killing Tracy!
PS: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!! That's right! So obsessed that I calculated exactly where I should stand so that the sound waves from our voices carry right to where he is right now!
*And far, far away, Tracy is being the loser that he is when suddenly along come the sound waves, and because PinkScyther sings so badly his head blew up.*
THE END
Guess what I'm gonna do now? Seeing as I've just written this really nice fic about Pikachu13, I'm gonna write one that'll really annoy her! I'm just too annoying, aren't I? What am I on? Sugar, of coarse! I love this Pokémon gum!